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Re: You're #12 in the world by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/16/2008, 10:13pm PDT
Fussbett wrote:

I don't know how these high scores list can be possible, frankly. They're all extremely high at the very top and extremely low at the bottom. How can the best Mr. Do player score 5,500,000 and the #15 score, held by one Robert T Mruczek(!!!!!!!!!!!!!) be only 39,800? I get that shit on ONE CLOWN.


I think what happened was that the scoreboard was originally filled with whatever people claimed in the 80s. Walter took people at their word, not believing that someone would lie about a video game score. After it was clear that people would, they really pushed forward with the process of referees watching people's games and videotaped submissions.

That sets up a situation where the two big ways to get scores listed are to go to an event that TG is at and play live, or submit your score via tape. You'd have to be insane to send in a tape of you scoring 33,000 in Mr. Do!, so the results go high for taped submissions (someone that serious would likely be gunning for a world record). At the same time, there are situations like the Classic Gaming Expo last year: Walter was hanging out by the machines they brought (Sinistar, Donkey Kong, Popeye and one more I can't remember) and after you finished he'd ask you your name. Because the average gamer might just wander over there, play a game for fun and think nothing of it, their scores will be horrible and if they pipe up with the name, they'd get entered into the database that way. This is what happened to me with my 25,000 Sinistar score at the Classic Gaming Expo last year. If I had known better, I could have gotten my name in there and been tripled-up by at least one girl.



Similarly I've been turning my attention to Kung Fu Master recently and looked at the scores to see that my top game puts me at #15. Crazier is that the KFM scores go up to #23, inexplicably. 9,300! One day Peter Bibbings of York, UK might get to the end of level 1 and submit a new score to overtake #22.


The best part is that there is a good chance that Peter doesn't remember any of this, and couldn't pick KFM out of a lineup where the other games were all Golden Tees. Coincidentally I have been playing three or four games a day of this for the last three months and I can't get past the guy at the end of the 4th board. I kick his head off and another one appears - but sometimes he spawns a twin. I'm determined to at least once finish the game.

I do like that Kung Fu Master says, right at the beginning, that "The 5 Sons of the Devil will entertain you." It's a kind of confidence in itself that I appreciate, something we don't see often except for the occasional "Thank you for loving Gunbound."


the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
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Mr. Do! - 173,000 by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/02/2008, 10:45pm PST NEW
    I've wiped a few high scores myself NT by Ray of Light 03/03/2008, 10:21am PST NEW
    You're #12 in the world by Fussbett 03/16/2008, 9:30pm PDT NEW
        Re: You're #12 in the world by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/16/2008, 10:13pm PDT NEW
            Don't kick him in the head! Notice his health bar doesn't deplete. Body blows! NT by Fussbett 03/17/2008, 12:12am PDT NEW
                That headless son of a whore. I didn't think the game was capable of that by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/17/2008, 1:29am PDT NEW
 
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