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by Quétinbec 02/29/2008, 6:52pm PST |
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My girlfriend uses her hand to clean my asshole when we shower together. She doesn't believe toilet paper does as good a job. Here's my assessment:
With your hand, you get less power, but more control. I force a thumbful of toilet paper harder up my ass than I do just a thumb because of its exposed nail, but with just my thumb, I feel what's going on. If you're like me and have a hairy ass, you may find bits of shit clinging to the hairs around the asshole, 'dags' they call them in sheep. With toilet paper, even if you could detect these dags, the best you could hope for is to mash these pieces into the cheek of your ass, and then wipe clean the stain. Costly and ineffective. With your hands, you can feel these dags out and then pluck them off like cotton.
It's filthy though. If you were raised properly, it should make you gag. I first tried it in a fast flowing beautiful river which made it feel very natural. It went wonderfully and I wiped my hand on moss to seal the deal. From there, I'd shit and then shower. It worked out alright. I can't bring myself to make a habit of it though, but I see where the Asians are coming from when they recommend it and no longer make fun of them. |
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Wicked Dump: 2 walls, tank, pants and shirt, had to remove toilet seat afterward by Ray of Light 02/28/2008, 1:40pm PST 
A regular Lucy and Ethel moment NT by Entropy Stew 02/28/2008, 5:25pm PST
washing machine = garbage bag NT by Fussbett 02/28/2008, 6:11pm PST
or say you can't figure out how to clean it and wait for Zseni to show you how NT by har har 02/28/2008, 6:16pm PST
What is the difference between a wicked dump and shitting yourself? NT by QT3's Worm 02/28/2008, 6:48pm PST
Apparently one of them makes you more popular on the internet. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/29/2008, 1:54am PST
WD: Pants down, positioned over toilet; SY: pants up, at church or something NT by Ray of Light 02/29/2008, 1:03pm PST
Oh, the wages of your Jack Links idolatry. NT by A judgmental bottle of Mr.Clean 02/29/2008, 2:04am PST
I'm confused by McMoo the Anti-Drug Cow 02/29/2008, 1:16pm PST
Re: I'm confused by Ray of Light 02/29/2008, 1:42pm PST
when really stupid people go to the bathroom: TMP NT by Grumah 02/29/2008, 2:24pm PST
Don't fuck with these shit experts! NT by One even ate some! 02/29/2008, 2:42pm PST
Can't fuck with this shit, 1986, we were in the mix and Zelda was the fuckin dix NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/29/2008, 3:14pm PST
pro tip: run the fan and sink each time you go to the bathroom NT by Grumah 02/29/2008, 3:55pm PST
If your wicked dump hits the sink, that's a good idea! by QT3's Worm 02/29/2008, 4:01pm PST
there was the point, you just missed it NT by Grumah 02/29/2008, 6:12pm PST
RRRRARGH FLIPPING OVER MY DESK IN PURE RAGE! NT by QT3's Worm 02/29/2008, 6:23pm PST
You'll get backed up sewage water all over the keyboard. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/29/2008, 6:37pm PST
I've been wiping my asshole with my hand a bit, lately. by Quétinbec 02/29/2008, 6:52pm PST
YOU HAVE CROSSED THEN LIIIIIIIIIIIINE HRRRRRRRRRRRN NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/29/2008, 7:04pm PST
the shit line NT by Mr. Lahey 03/01/2008, 11:50am PST
Lewl. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/01/2008, 6:33pm PST
oh is that what they call the bits of shit clinging to a sheep's asshole NT by I ALWAYS WONDERED 02/29/2008, 7:30pm PST
I always thought you called them Kiwis NT by Entropy Stew 02/29/2008, 9:00pm PST
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