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| Penny Arcade or whoever clearly didn't put enough thought into this one. by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2008, 2:30am PST | ||||
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| As a lazy man, I'm always looking for ways to conserve my precious personal energy and fluids. What I've discovered is that bananas are actually one of the easiest fruits to eat. This is because they come individually wrapped, which means you don't EVEN have to WASH them first, nor is it strictly essential for you to wash your own hands before grasping one. Compare to apples, which come coated in pesticides and the grimy sweat of Mexican day-labourers.
Bananas have other advantages over what I term the "juicy" fruits, such as not being full of sticky liquid ready to dribble down your chin and onto your freshly-pressed Starfleet dress uniform, but these are partially negated by having to find a waste recepticle that won't balk at recepting your peel. Of course, not to give you any ideas, but that's only really a problem if you're considerate (LIKE ME) and don't just stuff your waste products in the first dark hole you see (storm sewer, donation box, giraffe's vagina, etc). |
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Ruining Fruit by 02/27/2008, 7:19pm PST  He doesn't see why some people don't like the things he likes. by 02/27/2008, 7:25pm PST I just don't understand why people lie when they don't like something. by 02/27/2008, 10:15pm PST Penny Arcade or whoever clearly didn't put enough thought into this one. by 02/28/2008, 2:30am PST the dirty little secret about fruit NT by 02/27/2008, 9:11pm PST |
