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| The part where Snake loses his eye is ripped off from Scent of a Woman. by Creexul :( 11/30/2004, 8:57am PST | ||||
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| Ocelot grabs Eva's tit and then he puts a bullet in one of three guns and starts juggling them and firing one at a time. Right when the correct bullet in the correct gun is going to come down, Snake, who is tied to the ceiling, body slams him and the gun goes off right in his one eye.
Eva turned out okay! All Snake lost was his eyesight. *gestures* :( I like how there is a black dude as your equipment specialist, who mentions that he doesn't get hired by a lot of places even though he is an expert, probably because he's black! And then perhaps racism will still exist in the 21st century. Wow, that really makes me stop and think. Jump cut to Volgin groping Eva's tit and then zapping her directly in the booblage with electricity while holding her in the air by her throat. Special zoom in on her nylons as they rip open. There's another scene implying that she likes that sort of thing. Much like Meryl being juggled through the air by sniper bullets. Aside from that, every time Eva is alone with Snake she's unzipping her jump suit or changing clothes or bobbling her tits around in some way. Hold R1 to go into Snake's view, as he stares at her ass or tits or legs. start2crate (9:23:21 AM): this bitch is wearing perfume Also during the torture scene, Snake pisses himself from the giant protracted beatings. The scientist dude pisses himself earlier in the game, like Emma pisses herself and her brother before her. Clearly, and you can quote me on this: me wrote: Did no one on the planet stop and think that a guy (Volgin in this case!) probably could not actually live with 10 million volts of electricity currently going through him? I mean, did it occur to anyone that this isn't possible, EVEN IN A FICTIONAL GAME? One of the last dudes of the Cobra Unit (the bosses you fight) is named The Sorrow, and is dead. You walk down a long boring river full of the people you've killed in the game as they try to spirit your health away and shame you from killing so many people in the game (even though all of them tried to kill you at some point), until the end when you find his skeleton and a cutscene about how The Boss killed him, which apparently made him sorrowful. So is this why he's named The Sorrow? Does that mean he only joined Cobra Unit AFTER he died and The Boss killed him? Or was he named The Sorrow before being killed by The Boss? Apparently, it's just a lucky coincidence that he was named The Sorrow and then The Boss (a.k.a. The Joy) killed him. WOW THIS IS GREAT WRITING, IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY WERE INSPIRED BY SOME DIVINE HAND! Throughout the game, Japanese food (and general culture) is mentioned as being superior to all other food. If you find a packet of instant noodles, GOD HELP YOU if you ask Para-Medic about them (her name is Para-Medic, WOW!). She will drone on and on about how THEY'RE A NEW INVENTION IN JAPAN (America invents radar, microwave, space rockets, the internet, TV, thrust vectoring, while Japan invents... instant noodles), and how they're so delicious, and Snake is like WOW I HAD SOME AND THEY ARE DELICIOUS, MMMMM and then the game insists that you love them in the description of the instant noodles. I've had noodles before. Noodles are the kind of thing you eat with boiled chicken and a Miracle Whip sandwich while in England. They aren't really that good. Anyway, Snake is eventually like WOW JAPAN SOUNDS INTERESTING. Follow this up with every character eventually mentioning some awesome thing in Japan or THERE'S THIS NEW MOVIE IN JAPAN and so on. Eva wants you to take her out to a real dinner "after all this is over" (I haven't finished the game yet but I assume that she dies now, since she said this). She wants perhaps sushi. SUSHI? Yeah, it's all the rage in Japan! It's supposed to be made of raw fish! WOW RAW FISH THAT FITS IN WITH MY SURVIVAL TRAINING (HIT X TO SKIP). This kind of dialogue comprises half the game script. A crocodile. You mean... like the reptile? Wow Snake and game writers. Just.......... wow. Every time a character makes a statement to Snake, Snake then reasks it as a question. If the character then answers that question might depend on what kind of camoflage you're wearing. In a further attempt to shame you into not killing anyone, you get special camoflage items from defeating bosses by draining their stamina instead of killing them. Even though everyone in the game will shoot you with everything they have on sight with guns or rockets or grenades or missiles or flamethrowers or machine guns or knives or shields or punches or magic electricity powers or ghosts or zombies or mean words. While they're at it, why doesn't the game request you give your enemies a stern talking to as well? When you're in prison, the Johnny guard, who is apparently such a great character that he has to be in every single game, asks, "why do we have to have a Cold War?" Yes, I'm sure that prison guards in the early 60s all over the planet were going around asking their prisoners, "why do we have to have a Cold War?" PS: at the end of the game, you kill a giant flying George Washington, the leader of -THE PATRIOTS-, made out of water vapor who flies around as a giant sentient cloud and reforms made entirely out of mist. You use the codec as a weapon to call a therapist and help George Washington talk out his problems. Which kills him. PPS: I don't think it sank in to the game playing world, but at the end of Metal Gear Solid 2, you kill a former president of the United States by cutting his spine in half with a sword, on top of Federal Hall. The first thing someone would say when they see the body would be, "hey, that guy used to be president!" It's like if someone killed a power armor equipped Bill Clinton with a sword. And then you would be a presidential assassin and nukes are bad. |
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MGS3 continues to remain gay, break boundries of previous video game gay. by 11/30/2004, 4:57am PST  In AIM log form. by 11/30/2004, 7:31am PST The part where Snake loses his eye is ripped off from Scent of a Woman. by 11/30/2004, 8:57am PST How MGS3 treats Raiden after the backlash of MGS2. (SPOILERS) by 11/30/2004, 9:06am PST Re: The part where Snake loses his eye is ripped off from Scent of a Woman. by 11/30/2004, 1:53pm PST Re: The part where Snake loses his eye is ripped off from Scent of a Woman. by 11/30/2004, 1:55pm PST Things I said to some dude on AIM. by 11/30/2004, 4:22pm PST This dude must be a very slow typist NT by 11/30/2004, 4:32pm PST I cut out his one reply and signing off message. :( NT by 11/30/2004, 7:35pm PST I take it from all this by 11/30/2004, 7:33pm PST Let me get this straight by 12/03/2004, 8:01am PST *sniff* Thanks, LK! NT by 12/03/2004, 10:28am PST On the contrary: nothing short of a masterpiece by 12/01/2004, 5:04pm PST |
