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by I need clarification 01/24/2008, 7:09pm PST |
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Jerry Whorebach wrote:
First, the cops would ask about the conversation before the suspect knew how they were privy to it, hoping he would admit to typing those words. Later, provided the log was allowed into evidence (by that one incompetent/sexist judge?), the prosecutor would ask the defendant - under oath - if those were his words, and it would come down to the jury to decide if he's lying.
At least, that's how it works on Law & Order.
But the guy would be convicted at the half hour mark and we'd be like, "Well, is the rest of the episode Jack McCoy begging everyone to drink whiskey with him?" But Jack would feel equally cheated and then Serena or whoever would say, "So Jerry Whorebach goes to jail, but AOL just keeps making money off AIM. hardly seems fair."
Jack would look at Arthur and raise his eyebrows all the way off his head and say (while shaking his head in a Parkinsony way), "Maybe it isn't. Maybe we're treating the symptom instead of the disease?"
Arthur would look down, then look back up and say in a jowl-wiggly way, "AOL's board sits by while crimes are committed on their property. Seems to me if you do nothing it's the same as aiding and abetting."
That's all Jack the Junkyard Dog needs to hear and he's already snapping at Serena, "Get me all of AOL's AIM logs from the past three years. AOL thinks they're above reproach. Let's tell them they have mail... a subpoena." |
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Technology is scary and confusing by laudablepuss 01/22/2008, 5:06pm PST 
My dad doesn't want a wireless router because of pedophile hackers. No joke. NT by Fussbett 01/22/2008, 5:11pm PST 
Re: My dad doesn't want a wireless router because of pedophile hackers. No joke by laudablepuss 01/23/2008, 3:34pm PST 
Re: My dad doesn't want a wireless router because of pedophile hackers. No joke by Last 01/23/2008, 4:20pm PST 
Re: My dad doesn't want a wireless router because of pedophile hackers. No joke by laudablepuss 01/23/2008, 5:43pm PST 
Re: My dad doesn't want a wireless router because of pedophile hackers. No joke by Mischief Tourist 01/23/2008, 5:57pm PST 
Re: My dad doesn't want a wireless router because of pedophile hackers. No joke by laudablepuss 01/23/2008, 6:14pm PST 
Re: My dad doesn't want a wireless router because of pedophile hackers. No joke by Hans Clastorp 01/23/2008, 6:54pm PST 
Re: My dad doesn't want a wireless router because of pedophile hackers. No joke by laudablepuss 01/24/2008, 10:36am PST 
Re: My dad doesn't want a wireless router because of pedophile hackers. No joke by Last 01/23/2008, 7:25pm PST 
But Dad would have zero evidence on his machine. No case. NT by laudablepuss 01/24/2008, 10:33am PST 
If you're innocent you have nothing to worry about? The truth will prevail? NT by HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! 01/24/2008, 11:21am PST 
Courts require evidence. I saw it on TV. NT by laudablepuss 01/24/2008, 11:24am PST 
The IP address would be evidence by Mischief Shai-hulud 01/24/2008, 12:09pm PST 
Re: The IP address would be evidence by laudablepuss 01/24/2008, 12:50pm PST 
Imagine a case where an AIM chatlog is the only evidence whoever has. NT by Worm 01/24/2008, 4:05pm PST 
Confirmation of the log's validity would likely come from the accused. by Jerry Whorebach 01/24/2008, 4:27pm PST 
Re: Confirmation of the log's validity would likely come from the accused. by I need clarification 01/24/2008, 7:09pm PST 
Yeah, that. by Fussbett 01/24/2008, 12:38pm PST 
Short wireless anecdote by Last 01/24/2008, 12:53pm PST 
Another by Fullofkittens 01/24/2008, 4:43pm PST 
Re: Another by I need clarification 01/24/2008, 7:14pm PST 
Looks like there's a new line to *sunglasses* reach out and touch someone NT by Pedophiles 01/24/2008, 1:05pm PST 
Re: Yeah, that. by Furcifer 01/24/2008, 1:19pm PST 
Like all my dad's fears, it's entirely possible. He doesn't believe in ghosts. NT by Fussbett 01/24/2008, 1:24pm PST 
Hobos with wireless laptops. NT by Mischief Shai-hulud 01/24/2008, 1:29pm PST 
Your Photoshop Phriday assignment: paedo warchalk symbols NT by BUGGER THAT CHILD 01/24/2008, 7:29pm PST 
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