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by Better Zseni Impersonations Inc. 11/27/2004, 7:11am PST |
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1. Zseni is never snide. She's deathly in earnest all the time, but playful, like a killer puppy. She would never attack Fussbett over the quality of his humor, of which she is an original supporter. She would attack him over something factual and drop the matter in disgust quickly as he and INC jointly failed to get her way-too-subtle and overthought point. She will hold to a silly ideological course until it's pointless to discuss it any further, but she will drop a silly aesthetic one immediately.
2. Zseni sentences aren't short, harsh, or abrupt. Like a Romantic composer she favors long singing chains of clauses and baroque constructions which veer between expertly controlled English and pompous messes that exist for no reason other than to keep the preposition off the end of the sentence. Unlike SB, there is nothing banal about her insanity or education, so hers is a more difficult style to emulate effectively.
3. When Zseni goes on the attack, she goes on the attack en masse. It's cyclical. She will never attack just one target at a time, and she needs rests between her fights. Instead of producing a constant trickly of petty insults, Zseni will ramp up and declare holy war on a number of targets and pursue her battles with varied success.
4. Zseni is always certain that she'll be misunderstood. She's ready with clarification and extrapolation of anything that anyone argues about in any post of hers, like an aggressive fractal. But the key to understanding Zseni is to understand that she's sure she's going to hurt or alienate everyone here just by writing the wrong word, so she's very very careful, because she really wants to be both right and accepted. When she feels she has fumbled one or the other goals, she goes into one of her restorative periods of writing reviews and playing nicely with others.
5. Zseni wants to save the world. She really loves people even though they don't much care for her. There is something deeply wrong with her that she's smart and active enough to keep under tabs for now, but it won't stay down forever. Posts by "Zseni" that fail to reflect those qualities in any way are obvious frauds, because Zseni herself couldn't help projecting them into each and every post she made.
Zseni hasn't posted here in almost a month, so Zseni impersonators have a lot of false messiah room to play with. Please take the points in this post under consideration. |
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CGW Comes Out United For Its Doom3 Review. by Bill Dungsroman 11/02/2004, 12:05pm PST 
Erik talks about Doom 3 in AIM (plus a special appearance by Half-Life 2) by Fussbett 11/02/2004, 10:12pm PST
Re: CGW Comes Out United For Its Doom3 Review. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/03/2004, 3:55pm PST
Their lack of moral values reflect...well, nothing. by jeep 11/04/2004, 3:51pm PST
Re: Their lack of moral values reflect...well, nothing. by Creexul :( 11/04/2004, 4:47pm PST
Re: CGW Comes Out United For Its Doom3 Review. by Souffle of Pain 11/04/2004, 3:00pm PST
Re: CGW Comes Out United For Its Doom3 Review. by Jeff Green 11/24/2004, 11:57pm PST
OMG IT'S REALLY HIM! NT by Screaming Girls 11/25/2004, 1:06am PST
Holy shit. by Bill Dungsroman 11/25/2004, 1:27am PST
Well that was embarassing enough. by Fussbett 11/25/2004, 1:56am PST
The guy at jeff_green@ziffdavis.com never heard of a Jeff Green? NT by I need even further clarification 11/25/2004, 2:06am PST
Re: The guy at jeff_green@ziffdavis.com never heard of a Jeff Green? by Jeff Green 11/25/2004, 9:18am PST
Dare not speak my name. by Fussbett 11/25/2004, 1:09pm PST
My you've gotten unfunny, Fussy-betty. NT by Zseni 11/25/2004, 1:12pm PST
Who are you? Jeff Green? NT by Fussbett 11/25/2004, 3:56pm PST
Less weepy vagina monologues next time. by Zseni 11/25/2004, 7:00pm PST
Jesus, you're weird. Project much? NT by Fussbett 11/25/2004, 7:03pm PST
Re: Jesus, you're weird. Project much? by Zseni 11/25/2004, 7:37pm PST
Listen, Jeff Green. I've had just about enough of you. by Fussbett 11/25/2004, 11:34pm PST
And you're an unfunny cunt. NT by Zseni 11/26/2004, 7:00am PST
And you're a fat bitch. NT by JUST GO HOME AND EAT SOME PIE 11/26/2004, 10:46am PST
HOT PIE by Entropy Stew 11/28/2004, 2:38am PST
Or what? by Bill Dungsroman 11/26/2004, 3:44pm PST
Let's get to the bottom of what's wrong with me. by Fussbett 11/26/2004, 4:13pm PST
Problem: FUNNAY not found. New Search String... by Zseni 11/27/2004, 2:37am PST
Problem: FUNNAY not found. Error, buffer reached max size, exiting... by foolio, Zseni 11/27/2004, 3:02am PST
You may stop posting here forever now, thanks for the lame screenshots, goodbye. NT by Mystero 11/27/2004, 5:10am PST
Those words cut deep, like a sawblade in HL2 cuts deep. Right to the bone! by foolio 11/27/2004, 11:00am PST
I remember us all laughing whenever you replied with, "Coward!" by Mystero 11/27/2004, 12:41pm PST
Wait, now you're getting me confused with...who are you confusing me with? by foolio 11/27/2004, 1:09pm PST
Re: I remember us all laughing whenever you replied with, "Coward!" by whydirt 11/27/2004, 5:25pm PST
Re: I remember us all laughing whenever you replied with, "Coward!" by Creexul :( 11/30/2004, 4:55am PST
Faggot NT by Zseni 11/27/2004, 6:34am PST
On writing like Zseni by Better Zseni Impersonations Inc. 11/27/2004, 7:11am PST
But this sounds like you by Mysterio 11/27/2004, 7:40am PST
Re: On writing like Zseni by Choson 11/27/2004, 7:48am PST
Humour is subjective. by Fussbett 11/27/2004, 4:49am PST
Yes it is and yours is subjectively bad. NT by Zseni 11/27/2004, 6:32am PST
You failed at riling me up, so now you go after Fussbett? You so crazy! NT by Fullofkittens 11/27/2004, 8:22am PST
You are a zero player, a non event. You are an afterthought. You never matter. NT by Mystero 11/27/2004, 12:47pm PST
How do you fuck up the default blank author field, you tard NT by Mysterio 11/27/2004, 1:53pm PST
Reflect on the amount of time and effort put into that post, oh mediocrity lord. NT by Mysterio 11/27/2004, 3:29pm PST
"Mediocrity lord"! Brilliant! NT by Mysterioso 11/27/2004, 9:09pm PST
Thank you for providing an example. NT by Mystardo 11/28/2004, 3:06am PST
P.S. Your musical career is as viable as Creex getting laid by anyone but Jsoh NT by DAYUM, that's harsh! 11/27/2004, 1:12pm PST
zzz... NT by Fullofkittens 11/27/2004, 3:00pm PST
OH YEAH WELL YO MAMA SO FAT NT by Mysterio 11/27/2004, 3:48pm PST
Close! by Fussbett 11/27/2004, 3:54pm PST
Only subjectively, thank goodness by Fussbett 11/27/2004, 1:55pm PST
Actually, by Bill Dungsroman 11/27/2004, 6:31pm PST
I fucked Veronica NT by Jeff Green 11/27/2004, 11:52am PST
HIGH FIVE! NT by Umberto 11/27/2004, 3:29pm PST
BDR never fails to embarass :( by I need clarification 11/25/2004, 2:54am PST
Isn't working for Sony on PS2 titles a lot like working for Sega on Dreamcast? by Mister Fancy Pants 11/25/2004, 11:11am PST
Re: BDR never fails to embarass :( by Jeff Green 11/25/2004, 11:48am PST
Re: BDR never fails to embarass :( by Lizard_King 11/25/2004, 9:15pm PST
That's horrible. Everyone stop apologizing to Jeff Green for Caltrops. by I need clarification 11/29/2004, 11:22pm PST
Why do jews have big noses? Air is free. NT by Lizard_King 11/30/2004, 12:41am PST
Why do broke coders hate Jews? Because we're rich. NT by I need clarification 11/30/2004, 10:53am PST
INC never fails to embarass (himself) by Bill Dungsroman 11/26/2004, 3:13pm PST
I AM A FUCKING GOD OF WAR by Jeff Green 11/26/2004, 3:35pm PST
Wow by Choson 11/25/2004, 5:01pm PST
IT'S LIKE EATING A DELICIOUS SPONGE! NT by Creexul :( 11/25/2004, 5:44pm PST
MARRIED... WITH CALTROPS by Ray of Light 11/27/2004, 3:41pm PST
It's like Hee Haw meets Jonestown in here NT by Entropy Stew 11/27/2004, 6:16pm PST
Re: It's like Hee Haw meets Jonestown in here by Bill Dungsroman 11/27/2004, 6:23pm PST
OMG GAY PM NT by Entropy Stew 11/27/2004, 8:13pm PST
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