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Re: Well I can tell you which one is my favorite. by Bananadine 12/17/2007, 5:01pm PST
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

... Er, this band somehow ... MAKES it so you have to mention their stage show (or whatever) when you review the album? Or you're "not worth your salt?" Are you even allowed to accuse a band of being a cliched mess when you start capping sentences with "worth your salt"? Every fucking sentence from Pitchfork is a cocoon of misery.


And if they had comment threads, you could say that right under the text of the review! I guess this is one (maybe the only) way in which Action Button beats Pitchfork--at least they'll let you tell them how goofy they are.

Which actually causes me to realize how awesome the Caltrops scheme is, in which reviews have comment forums but they aren't right there on the main review page where some jackass can ugly up the page with his weak rants and first! posts (see the A.V. Club, where arguments over the stupidity and hatefulness of the comment threads periodically break out in... the comment threads).
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The top 10 gayest Pitchfork reviews ever. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/15/2007, 1:40am PST NEW
    Any Radiohead album review qualifies NT by Fortinbras 12/15/2007, 7:18pm PST NEW
        I guess this would be #1 then. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/15/2007, 8:35pm PST NEW
    Well I can tell you which one is my favorite. by Zseni-tan 12/15/2007, 8:07pm PST NEW
        Re: Well I can tell you which one is my favorite. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/16/2007, 12:24am PST NEW
            They RAPED his WIFE. This is what it sounds like when the X-Treme cries :( NT by Adam X the X-Treme 12/16/2007, 12:43am PST NEW
            Re: Well I can tell you which one is my favorite. by Bananadine 12/17/2007, 5:01pm PST NEW
 
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