Ah, my first Author Field bungle. Cut and paste blows.by Bill Dungsroman 11/24/2004, 5:16pm PST
Also, the opening riff I quoted was from Doom 3. The one for HL2 is equally awful: "The sequel to the best game ever made AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT KICKS MY ASS OUT OF MY THROAT AND CHOKES ME WITH IT. THIS GAME FUCKING ROCKS MY TESTICLES IN A KNOT."