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| Re: This is the craigslist forum by Chairman Mao 12/02/2007, 8:45pm PST | ||||
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| Worm: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/adg/496655829.html
Worm: Do you really need to be strapped to defend a hooker? Chairman Mao: "a 5th degree black belt in Kung Fu and always strap for businessa 5th degree black belt in Kung Fu and always strap for business" Chairman Mao: I am also completely full of shit Worm: I could watch you paste that line forever. Worm: That's from the caltroops Worm: Fussbett too is amazed by this guy's kungfu credentials Worm: I mean I think it's fair to assume this guy is fat Chairman Mao: "I have a very clean reliable Honda " Chairman Mao: Hoes love Hondas Worm: There are unreliable hondas? Chairman Mao: apparantly Worm: Well this guy doesn't have one of those pieces of shit Chairman Mao: "Willing to be partners 50/50 with the right girl." Chairman Mao: yeah, you swallow 56-year old semen Chairman Mao: I drive a car Chairman Mao: that's a totally even breakdown. Worm: This guy pretty obviously expects to get fucked too. Chairman Mao: oh definitely Chairman Mao: after all Chairman Mao: he can press 335 Worm: "The right girl", is he going to take 75% if she's a bitch? Chairman Mao: which makes up for his microscopic penis Worm: Who wouldn't want to be cradled in those 16 inch arms? Chairman Mao: whatever that even means Worm: Biceps I guess? Chairman Mao: 24" pythons Worm: I figure the Magic the Gathering card is suppose to basically be him. Worm: I don't think he has a eye patch. Chairman Mao: he may have poked his eye out with his 16" arms. Worm: Or benching 335! Worm: Is the navigation what makes it worth 50%? Chairman Mao: perhaps Chairman Mao: Tom Tom, I love you Worm: This guy should have just said he was a robot and the navigation was built in Chairman Mao: navigation has to be kept current? Chairman Mao: can you have a non-current GPS? |
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This is the craigslist forum by 12/02/2007, 7:50pm PST  "5th degree black belt in Kung Fu" hahahaha NT by 12/02/2007, 7:51pm PST I can't believe I missed the obvious Joe Yance joke NT by 12/03/2007, 3:25am PST Re: This is the craigslist forum by 12/02/2007, 8:45pm PST This is the Mercenaries forum for when Mercenaries 2 comes out. NT by 12/02/2007, 10:10pm PST $100 per stream of piss by 12/03/2007, 12:11pm PST The "erotic cd for your husband" guy wins on creativity. by 12/03/2007, 2:45pm PST Non-Professional girls, please. NT by 12/04/2007, 11:45am PST |
