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We have a lot in common, me and Steven Seagal. by Zseni 10/24/2007, 3:30pm PDT
fatass wrote:

Zseni wrote:

I'm less like James Bond, the pampered hero whose many talents are thoroughly and expensively recognized, and more like Steven Seagal in Under Siege


We're both tulkus, for example. We both have our own energy drinks. The fat thing - it's really not the most important part, is it? Not at all. We could both have any woman we wanted. We're both animal rights activists. Steven Seagal loves Morrowind, Zseni loves Morrowind.

People like you focus on the negative. That's why you don't have an aftershave called "Scent Of Action." What kind of action is negativity? It's no kind of action.
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A laptop! by Zseni 10/24/2007, 12:20pm PDT NEW
    Re: A laptop! by Last 10/24/2007, 12:57pm PDT NEW
    she's like Steven Seagal: wearing a girdle by fatass 10/24/2007, 2:06pm PDT NEW
        We have a lot in common, me and Steven Seagal. by Zseni 10/24/2007, 3:30pm PDT NEW
            When Zseni kicks a man in the junk, he screams, "My Balls!" NT by Mischief Maker 10/24/2007, 3:34pm PDT NEW
                Another thing we have in common by Zseni 10/24/2007, 3:37pm PDT NEW
            We both run like girls by Steven Seagal 11/04/2008, 6:37am PST NEW
        The Zseni potshots keep getting funnier and funnier NT by Don't stop! They're great! 10/24/2007, 3:54pm PDT NEW
    If it's of any interest... by Mischief Maker 10/24/2007, 2:28pm PDT NEW
        v sync? NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/24/2007, 3:50pm PDT NEW
 
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