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extra important cons by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/07/2007, 5:42pm PDT Multiplayer isn't the big deal the fucking madden fags are going to make it into. It's sad that they haven't gotten sick of DM yet. The vehicles don't even fucking work, trying to run someone over with the faggy ATV is just a death wish. Your best chance of success is on foot, just like fucking Goldeneye or Doom. Halo deathmatch is way behind the times. The biggest disappointment of all is that Halo did not turn into a deep and meaningful third person RTS squad based combat sim using revolutionary AI and high tech futuristic weapons and vehicles. I didn't even want to play as Master Chief, I wanted to be one of the fuckin mooks running around following orders as they updated IN REAL TIME (OOO) and suppressing the enemy flanks with covering fire until reinforcements arrived with air support drop ship jeeps with chainguns hitting their heavy armor while we flanked with the panzerfaust and got a clear shot at their engine sections. The game was dumbed down for the motherfucking jocks who will all skip singleplayer to play Slayer and then do something latently homoerotic.

Halo 3 by Grumah 09/28/2007, 11:22pm PDT     might need a few extra drafts before front paging it NT by Grumah 09/29/2007, 1:26am PDT         Writing reviews is hard. :( NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/29/2007, 1:37am PDT             Jso and I just played coop legendary with toom and friend, more updates later. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/29/2007, 6:16am PDT                 Mongoose horn: positive!!! NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 09/29/2007, 3:29pm PDT                     That needs to be in the review by Grumah 09/29/2007, 3:34pm PDT                         More multiplayer notes. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/30/2007, 9:47am PDT                             Re: More multiplayer notes. by Ethan Steele 09/30/2007, 10:52am PDT                                 Re: More multiplayer notes. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/30/2007, 10:59am PDT                                     This game shall be mine! NT by Ethan Steele 09/30/2007, 4:35pm PDT     Halo 3 (draft 2) by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/30/2007, 1:19pm PDT         I woulda put the verdict at the end again but yano it doesn't matter NT by Grumah 10/01/2007, 4:29am PDT         I would've given this another draft by now, BUT I AM VERY BUSY WITH IMPORTANT TH NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/04/2007, 1:29pm PDT         extra important cons by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/07/2007, 5:42pm PDT             Rogers Sportsnet (Cable 54) shows Halo 2 DM when bowling gets rained out. by Jerry Whorebach 10/07/2007, 7:19pm PDT         Halo 3 (draft 3) by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/07/2007, 7:05pm PDT             http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Hg6Ukcn3Q by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/07/2007, 7:29pm PDT             Re: Halo 3 (draft 3) by ME 10/19/2007, 2:34am PDT                 Dawn of War and Sacrifice? NT by Mischief Maker 10/19/2007, 6:28am PDT                 blizzguzzling ensues NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/19/2007, 8:53am PDT             Re: Halo 3 (draft 3) by Anonymous 10/29/2007, 7:21am PDT                 more like meme torture-ess NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/29/2007, 1:49pm PDT                     By the way the Halo 3 review is basically done. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/29/2007, 6:06pm PDT     Zero PUNX beat us to it (off?). by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/03/2007, 2:34pm PDT     Re: Halo 3 by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/07/2007, 11:10pm PDT     Re: Halo 3 by Cannibal Dave 10/19/2007, 9:58am PDT         Re: Halo 3 by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 11:29pm PDT