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by Quentin Beck 09/28/2007, 6:29pm PDT |
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Entropy Stew wrote:
The combo of big interior + tiny exterior + cargo space + mpg got me.
Exactly, and here's what those preferences suggest about you:
big interior - fat
tiny exterior - fat
cargo space - unsettled
good mpg - poor
panopticonic view of the road - bad eyesight, paranoid
easy entry - lazy,fat
So even if the car weren't ugly (ha!), your selection criteria makes you look like shit, but here's a practical example of how ugly I find your car: if I were walking down a busy road with a pretty girl who didn't give a shit about cars and we were in a hurry, and I was halfway through saying something really important when you drove past, at the risk of appearing boorish and losing my train of thought I would stop mid-sentance to say something nasty about your car, and after I had finished, I would tell her I was sorry, and if she asked me "what for?", I would tell her I wasn't sure.
It's not a passive ugly, ES. It's an evil ugly and it makes me wonder what the world has come to. |
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I HAVE A CAR!!!!!!!!! by Entropy Stew 09/24/2007, 11:28pm PDT 
CAR NT by Entropy Stew 09/24/2007, 11:57pm PDT
CAR LOG by Entropy Stew 09/25/2007, 11:05am PDT
my mom has an xB too NT by you're gay 09/25/2007, 12:01pm PDT
Is she a mac user? I'll wave at her! NT by Entropy Stew 09/25/2007, 5:47pm PDT
Re: CAR LOG by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/25/2007, 12:25pm PDT
in South Carolina, all white people wave to each other NT by in their cars 09/25/2007, 1:29pm PDT
Gee, South Carolinians must be pretty small to need to wave to one another from NT by across the back seat. 09/25/2007, 2:27pm PDT
You didn't get the x3 or xD? NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/25/2007, 4:22pm PDT
Guys, are we being trolled? by Quentin Beck 09/26/2007, 12:40am PDT
If we are being trolled, perhaps there is an ideal location for us to go to. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/26/2007, 1:46am PDT
My sister has one of those things. by Fullofkittens 09/26/2007, 6:12am PDT
I bit my tongue when Fussbett bought an Audi, but holy fuck... by Quentin Beck 09/26/2007, 5:35pm PDT
They're not vans, they're small. NT by Fullofkittens 09/26/2007, 5:43pm PDT
plus they're slow NT by 1.5 four banger with 108hp 09/26/2007, 6:17pm PDT
My first car was a Ferrari! NT by Quentin Beck's wild imagination 09/26/2007, 6:49pm PDT
What are your embarrassing reasons for buying a small, weak, ugly, expensive van NT by Quentin Beck 09/27/2007, 6:53pm PDT
Can we assume you regret what you have done? NT by Quentin Beck 09/27/2007, 6:54pm PDT
Not even remotely by Entropy Stew 09/28/2007, 1:09pm PDT
Everybody's talkin all this stuff about you why don't they just let you live, yo NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/28/2007, 1:44pm PDT
I'm not being a dick about this. by Quentin Beck 09/28/2007, 6:29pm PDT
Uglier than the PT Cruiser? The Element? The Aztek? NT by Mischief Maker 09/28/2007, 6:50pm PDT
What's that dreadful car that looks like a fuckin Coleman cooler? NT by Zseni 09/28/2007, 8:13pm PDT
Fuck you and bathe in the ocean by Entropy Stew 09/28/2007, 11:13pm PDT
Re: Fuck you and bathe in the ocean by Zseni 09/29/2007, 9:13pm PDT
Uh....yes. by Entropy Stew 09/30/2007, 8:52pm PDT
Re: Uh....yes. by Zseni 09/30/2007, 9:14pm PDT
Yet you manage to pick "Chicago" out of an atonal long-form cuss NT by Entropy Stew 09/30/2007, 9:50pm PDT
I'm uncommonly intelligent. NT by Zseni 10/01/2007, 5:40am PDT
The 'panopticonic view' must've made the crash even more fearful. NT by Quentin Beck 10/01/2007, 3:27am PDT
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