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Re: the old "it really takes off after hour 6!" j_RPG defense by Quentin Beck 09/11/2007, 8:27pm PDT
FABIO wrote:

Bananadine wrote:

Since this thread is being bumped for some reason I feel compelled to comment that FABIO is, characteristically, right about Tales of Symphonia for the wrong reasons. He says (said) the plot is very cliched but it changes quite a lot, again and again, after the point he had reached--in fact it is the most complicated story I have ever encountered in a video game. This is impressive.


You think Tycho is a good writer.


It doesn't take off after hour six. It just stops sucking for the particular reason you pointed out, while continuing to suck for various other reasons. For 74 more hours. It is a vast, intricate, impeccably crafted pile of inanity and tedium, and this deserves some sort of weird respect.

I don't know what Tycho has to do with this, but I do like him. He has great flair at producing sharp, clever little phrases, and his brand of foolish exaggeration is (unlike yours) somehow compatible with me. I think it is because he consistently makes things sound better than they are, which is inconvenient when you actually try them but quite pleasant right up until then.
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Tales of Symphonia by FABIO 08/15/2004, 10:49pm PDT NEW
    Re: Tales of Symphonia by Creexul :( 08/16/2004, 12:15am PDT NEW
        Re: Tales of Symphonia by Mysterio 08/16/2004, 4:30pm PDT NEW
            Re: Tales of Symphonia by Creexul :( 08/16/2004, 9:27pm PDT NEW
        than The Punisher? Probably not NT by FABIO 08/17/2004, 1:48am PDT NEW
            Than everything. And on the contrary: definitely yes. NT by Creexul :( 08/17/2004, 5:09am PDT NEW
                time for an objective look at the two by FABIO 08/17/2004, 1:31pm PDT NEW
                    My HL2: Lumberjack mod has this covered. by Jay Schilling Softworks 08/17/2004, 3:38pm PDT NEW
                    Im assuming that by spiders you mean ant lions by The Joosh 09/02/2004, 9:40pm PDT NEW
                        Those aren't SPIDERS, those are TRITES! TRITES! NT by id 09/03/2004, 7:31pm PDT NEW
                    thq torture contest by Asmo 09/03/2004, 6:15pm PDT NEW
                    Torture is going to feel wierd if all the faces look so nonchalant. NT by Worm 09/03/2004, 7:52pm PDT NEW
                        they all look like that by FABIO 09/04/2004, 12:02am PDT NEW
                            Re: they all look like that by Worm 09/04/2004, 10:29am PDT NEW
                        Re: Torture is going to feel wierd if all the faces look so nonchalant. by Quentin Beck 02/03/2006, 2:18pm PST NEW
                        thx wrom NT by laudablepuss-bot 08/20/2007, 3:13pm PDT NEW
    Re: Tales of Symphonia by wireface 08/16/2004, 10:49am PDT NEW
    Re: Tales of Symphonia by Rafiki 08/17/2004, 3:19pm PDT NEW
        Re: Tales of Symphonia by FABIO 08/28/2004, 4:33pm PDT NEW
    okay change this one to negative by FABIO 08/28/2004, 12:04pm PDT NEW
    Re: Tales of Symphonia by Pearson 11/15/2004, 3:02pm PST NEW
        Re: Tales of Symphonia by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/15/2004, 3:21pm PST NEW
        Perhaps you should lick a few less Japanese asses, this game sucked. NT by kthor 11/15/2004, 3:35pm PST NEW
        Re: Tales of Symphonia by False 11/15/2004, 4:32pm PST NEW
        dastardly review! by FABIO 11/15/2004, 6:27pm PST NEW
            Re: dastardly review! by Pearson 11/15/2004, 10:54pm PST NEW
                You're stupid and have bad taste and lick and suck and cuddle dicks NT by kthor 11/16/2004, 1:03pm PST NEW
                    No need to be irrational or obscene by Pearson 11/16/2004, 5:20pm PST NEW
                        Fuck you. Go die. by Worm 11/16/2004, 6:21pm PST NEW
                        To quote Mr. Scarface - by kthor 11/16/2004, 6:46pm PST NEW
                        Go back to fucking Kuro5hin, you fucking faggot. NT by OMM OP OPP OG PHD 11/16/2004, 8:49pm PST NEW
        Re: Tales of Symphonia by john 08/20/2007, 9:16am PDT NEW
            What Your Talking About vs. Get Off Ur Religious High Horse NT by Whoever Wins, We Lose 08/20/2007, 11:38am PDT NEW
            It's ripping of Christianity? NT by Grumah 08/20/2007, 3:14pm PDT NEW
            Re: Tales of Symphonia by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/20/2007, 9:35pm PDT NEW
                Thanks for reminding me that FABIO liked SO 2 by Lizard_King 08/21/2007, 11:22pm PDT NEW
    Re: Tales of Symphonia by Bananadine 09/09/2007, 7:26pm PDT NEW
        Same thing for Tales of Destiny/whatevery for the PS1 that me and joh cooped by Grumah 09/10/2007, 12:20am PDT NEW
        the old "it really takes off after hour 6!" j_RPG defense by FABIO 09/10/2007, 1:08pm PDT NEW
            Re: the old "it really takes off after hour 6!" j_RPG defense by Quentin Beck 09/11/2007, 8:27pm PDT NEW
                but now I am embarrassed :( NT by Bananadine 09/11/2007, 8:27pm PDT NEW
    Re: Tales of Symphonia by Mysterious Stranger 01/30/2010, 12:07am PST NEW
        Re: Tales of Symphonia by This is Chris's Blood 01/30/2010, 10:36pm PST NEW
        Welcome to Caltrops! NT by Strunk and White 01/30/2010, 10:49pm PST NEW
 
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