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by Jerry Whorebach 08/22/2007, 9:44pm PDT |
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Here are some medical examiners who I wouldn't mind having sex with.
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh, Crossing Jordan
One of the highest neck-to-head ratios in showbusiness. I imagine it would be like riding a giraffe, which has always been a dream of mine.
Dr. Alexx Woods, CSI: Miami
Not only is she smarter than BDR (she actually finished med school), she's also funnier than he is. See: Newsradio, all that hilarious shit she says to the dead bodies.
Dr. Melinda Warner, Special Victims Unit
Was awarded the key to New York City for her work in The Devil's Advocate, in which she took off her top and then turned her head into a Baraka head. Like many of the keys in Resident Evil, the key to NYC is actually an engraving.
Dr. Elizabeth Rodgers, Law & Order
I looked through hundreds of Google Image results, and this was the best one. Regardless, I'd still give this wry, redheaded CILF a sample of my DNA any day. |
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