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1st Law of Women (the second being that they don't want sex as much) by Dr. Gregory House 08/22/2007, 7:51pm PDT
Zseni wrote:

* Guys Who Aren't Assholes


Never listen to a woman telling you what women want.

Women want men who are interesting and exciting. Whether or not they are an asshole is secondary. Guess who wins out between a nice, boring guy and an exciting asshole.

Women hate the fact that they're attracted to assholes, but they can't help it. They hate that they can't help it. They wish they weren't. This is what leads most of them to list "no JERKS >=(" first on their list of desirable male traits, but we all know this isn't the case.

You are a lesbian who also desires the comparative emotional stability men offer in order to balance out your broken, broken psyche. Since you are a lesbian, you desperately wish you were a man and all men were women. This explains your endless projecting over men secretly wanting to be women, and obsession with Yaoi.
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Quentin Beck: Journo? by Zseni 08/22/2007, 2:26am PDT NEW
    I DISAGREE!!! by Fussbett 08/22/2007, 8:34am PDT NEW
    Re: Quentin Beck: Journo? by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/22/2007, 12:16pm PDT NEW
        oh, they want me a shitload NT by the toungue 08/22/2007, 1:06pm PDT NEW
            Tongue. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/22/2007, 1:16pm PDT NEW
                Corporation NT by CHEMICAL EXISTENCE 08/22/2007, 2:15pm PDT NEW
        Re: Quentin Beck: Journo? by Myth in the City 08/22/2007, 2:24pm PDT NEW
            Re: Quentin Beck: Journo? by Zseni 08/22/2007, 5:02pm PDT NEW
                I have no physical or financial advantages, I guess that makes me SUPERHAWT. NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/22/2007, 5:20pm PDT NEW
                    I've already offered to bang you, scooter. That's how hot you are! NT by Zseni, pencilling you in for fucks 08/23/2007, 10:35am PDT NEW
                Re: Quentin Beck: Journo? by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/22/2007, 7:20pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Quentin Beck: Journo? by Zseni, pencilling you in for fucks 08/23/2007, 10:37am PDT NEW
                        Yikes, Zseni accidentally overbooked NT by Fucks re-scheduled? 08/23/2007, 11:33am PDT NEW
                            There's plenty of room. Hur hur hur. NT by Zseni, welcoming all spelunkers. 08/23/2007, 3:15pm PDT NEW
                1st Law of Women (the second being that they don't want sex as much) by Dr. Gregory House 08/22/2007, 7:51pm PDT NEW
                    Holy shit he really is House o_O NT by laudablepuss 08/22/2007, 9:13pm PDT NEW
                    Spoken like a true wimpster. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/22/2007, 11:40pm PDT NEW
                    Wait by Vested Id 08/23/2007, 12:34am PDT NEW
                    Re: 1st Law of Women (the second being that they don't want sex as much) by Zseni 08/23/2007, 10:31am PDT NEW
                        these paragraphs are too long and there are too many of them by Dr. Gregory House 08/23/2007, 10:40am PDT NEW
                            Re: these paragraphs are too long and there are too many of them by Zseni 08/23/2007, 10:42am PDT NEW
                                The New Jersey police are currently investigating him for faking prescriptions. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/23/2007, 10:58am PDT NEW
                        Thank you for this. NT by The Breadman 03/14/2009, 2:58pm PDT NEW
    Re: Quentin Beck: Journo? by FABIO 08/24/2007, 7:23am PDT NEW
        Re: Quentin Beck: Journo? by Zseni 08/24/2007, 3:45pm PDT NEW
        Those are more like male strippers than prostitutes. by Fussbett 09/08/2007, 2:17am PDT NEW
        Great Happiness Space by Fussbett 03/10/2009, 12:15am PDT NEW
            I just saw this! Fucking goddamn! by Quétinbec 04/15/2009, 3:25pm PDT NEW
    That guy sucks. by Quentin Beck 08/24/2007, 7:55am PDT NEW
 
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