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| I'm a cheap date when it comes to horror movies. by Jerry Whorebach 08/15/2007, 12:18am PDT | ||||
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| That being said, I didn't think Boll's Blackwoods was all that bad, and it certainly deserves better than 2.6 stars out of 10 (4 or 5 sounds about right to me). Don't read IMDb's plot summary if you might end up watching it, though, as it contains at least one major spoiler that would render the first (and best) act unbearably tedious.
On the other hand, House of the Dead made me literally angry with rage. Lead actress Ona Grauer was in a position to give the performance of her life - she was lactating at the time - but Boll kept her star players on the bench. You could see the disappointment on their painfully swollen young faces in various slow-motion shots, as Boll robbed them of their first (and, let's face it, likely last) chance to break into the big leagues. 
Said co-star Clint Howard, "Even the Taliban would have freed those hostages." |
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Postal 2 opening by 05/21/2007, 7:10pm PDT  Wired reviews! Uwe responds! by 08/14/2007, 5:24pm PDT Chris smart -- you not NT by 08/14/2007, 6:14pm PDT :( posters like you are the reason independent worms have no chance anymore NT by 08/14/2007, 6:24pm PDT Kay, I'm confused. What? (I was kidding btw -- dunno if that helps.) NT by 08/14/2007, 7:12pm PDT Oh. by 08/14/2007, 7:29pm PDT Yes NT by 08/14/2007, 7:59pm PDT PS: Maybe we can go together? NT by 08/14/2007, 7:59pm PDT Only if people don't mind their movies being interupted with giant threads. NT by 08/14/2007, 8:09pm PDT PSH MORE LIKE GIANT HEADS NT by 08/14/2007, 9:00pm PDT Sweet, my doppleganger took over for me. Carry on. NT by 08/14/2007, 11:31pm PDT Re: Oh. by 08/14/2007, 11:32pm PDT I'm a cheap date when it comes to horror movies. by 08/15/2007, 12:18am PDT |
