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| It better not suck like "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter" by Mischief Maker 08/07/2007, 5:57pm PDT | ||||
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| How do you fuck up a movie that's about Jesus Christ rescuing lesbians by Kung-fu fighting vampires?
1. Make the Lesbians look like real lesbians 2. Within 5 minutes of introducing Jesus, have him shave off his facial hair, get a short haircut, and buy him some modern clothes. 3. Add an extended "shopping montage" of Jesus picking out new outfits. The one genuine laugh in the movie: "I'm everywhere!" |
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I would pay any amount of money to see this movie in a theatre. by 08/07/2007, 12:17pm PDT  Hitler vs Christ vs Freddy vs Jason NT by 08/07/2007, 12:25pm PDT It better not suck like "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter" by 08/07/2007, 5:57pm PDT |
