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Re: George Broussard, still awesome. by Souffle of Pain 11/15/2004, 1:06am PST
Fussbett wrote:

George wrote:

Hey Vivendi...seriously, fuck you.

http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?comments=34495

Noble man of the people, George Broussard, fights for what's right. Getting angry at Vivendi for Best Buy's mistake. Everyone (on Shacknews) loves it.


It's hard for me to get women, and I don't have very high standards. So of course I would willingly go out with a stripper. "Willingly." As if any one would have anything to do with me at all once my ATM shut me off for the night because I had withdrawn too much cash.

But man, if she worked in Dallas... Well, wouldn't the worst thing in the world be the grim realization that Mr. Broussard was rubbing up against your girlfriend the night before? That he kept inching his soft, pudgy, keycap-free fingertips up towards her chest and she kept deliberately moving them back down to the chair for him... I think that would be a deal breaker, honestly. And I haven't had sex in ten months.

I like the "France surrenders" comment in that Shacknews thread when the one guy apes the slow realization that Vivendi... is French! I also like the backlash currently taking place on the Internet where people tell you how l3m3 you are for saying "France surrenders." France is a beautiful, rich, feminine country and has many suitors who will not see her name sullied on the English-speaking Data and Inter-Net. This will have the net result of her teenage American defenders getting condescended to about half as much as the unwashed, surrender-commenting masses.

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My local Best Buy had HL2 out for sale for a little bit by whydirt 11/13/2004, 7:22pm PST NEW
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            George Broussard, still awesome. by Fussbett 11/14/2004, 4:57pm PST NEW
                Re: George Broussard, still awesome. by Souffle of Pain 11/15/2004, 1:06am PST NEW
                    You still suck Zseni. NT by Mister E 11/15/2004, 2:20am PST NEW
    I hope that this is a trend! by conflictNo 11/14/2004, 11:53am PST NEW
    How much was it, anyway? by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/14/2004, 7:28pm PST NEW
        Re: How much was it, anyway? by Unbitter 11/14/2004, 8:12pm PST NEW
        Sell it to me through E-bay! by Berlioz 11/14/2004, 9:24pm PST NEW
            Buy Jonsey's PS2 Games on EBAY! by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/15/2004, 11:52am PST NEW
                No mention of horse weiners? NT by Bad Marketing 11/15/2004, 12:28pm PST NEW
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