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Liquid Snake, gay icon by Schadenfreude 07/16/2007, 1:21am PDT
I just had to share this with someone who understands, so here it goes. Maybe it's old news, but I just discovered it.

So I'm looking for pictures of RE4 to make a point on some forum elsewhere, and I come across this living horror. After pondering once again for some minutes about how much cosplayers should be poisoned and shot in the ass, I realize the pic belongs to a website called GayGamer. I didn't even know such a thing even existed, but in any case I think it's the most bizarre, coolest concept ever to base a website on.

I was reading some of their articles, and I come across their Top 20 Gayest Videogame Characters. And just when I thought things couldn't get any better, I find the single most brilliant post ever. And I don't mean only on this particular website. Some guy called Matt W. writes in to speak about the gayest character in one of the most blatantly gay videogame series ever: Ladies and gentleman, it's none other than Metal Gear Solid's own Liquid Snake!

And here's why, in case someone needs further explanations ...

I am not gay, but Liquid Snake makes me wish I was. He’s Oscar Wilde meets Darth Vader. Liquid Snake is Solid Snake’s twin brother, but whereas Solid is a gruff introvert, Liquid is a scene-munching fireball of homoeroticism. Imagine if Hugo Weaving had played Agent Smith like he was still in Priscilla Queen of the Desert, and you’ll begin to get an inkling of the flaming magnetism Liquid brings to the action-thriller setting. He refuses to wear a shirt, gallivants around like he’s doing Shakespeare in the park in every scene, sucks the juice out of every line of dialogue, and finally rips Solid Snake’s clothes off for no other reason than to bask in the radiance of their collective bare-chested glory.


This is made of win and awesome.
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Liquid Snake, gay icon by Schadenfreude 07/16/2007, 1:21am PDT NEW
    Quick, everyone post something about MGS being gay! NT by Fussbett 07/16/2007, 1:26am PDT NEW
        MGS: cathh the mathic! NT by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in The Ga 07/16/2007, 1:54am PDT NEW
    Welcome NT by Internet beginner's guide 07/16/2007, 5:21am PDT NEW
    Speaking of Metal Gear by Mischief Maker 07/16/2007, 7:25am PDT NEW
        Speaking of Secret Santa by FABIO 07/16/2007, 7:38am PDT NEW
            They could only afford one girl :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/16/2007, 1:21pm PDT NEW
                But THREE kick drums! ^_^ NT by The Happiness Engine 07/16/2007, 7:41pm PDT NEW
    Boys play video games, girls play dress-up. Why is this so troubling to you? by Jerry Whorebach 07/16/2007, 1:34pm PDT NEW
        Perhaps it is that Kojima can't make characters that aren't gay. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 07/16/2007, 1:36pm PDT NEW
            I was responding to "cosplayers should be poisoned and shot, IN THE ASS." NT by Maybe I should have quoted it? 07/16/2007, 6:07pm PDT NEW
                I read the first sentence and then replied is that so wrong? NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 07/17/2007, 1:52am PDT NEW
        Sounds like someone is kinda pissed, there on his Link outfit. by Schadenfreude 07/16/2007, 10:19pm PDT NEW
            Re: Sounds like someone is kinda pissed, there on his Link outfit. by Zseni 07/17/2007, 11:43am PDT NEW
                Re: Sounds like someone is kinda pissed, there on his Link outfit. by The peanut gallery 07/17/2007, 12:49pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Sounds like someone is kinda pissed, there on his Link outfit. by Zseni 07/17/2007, 2:28pm PDT NEW
                        "No" would have sufficed NT NT by The peanut gallery 07/17/2007, 3:31pm PDT NEW
                            NT NT by NT 07/17/2007, 3:31pm PDT NEW
                            Rumble NT by Ha ha, you fucked up the NT thing 07/17/2007, 8:30pm PDT NEW
                                GOD DAMN IT NT by Rumble 07/17/2007, 8:30pm PDT NEW
                Weeeeeeee! Look mom! It's my very own first piece of Zseni Flame (c)!!! ^^ by Schadenfreude 07/17/2007, 5:17pm PDT NEW
                    If you don't think Jessica Alba is fucking hot, you're gay. by Zseni 07/17/2007, 5:26pm PDT NEW
                        John Byrne does not think that blonde latinas are anything but prostitutes by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/17/2007, 11:56pm PDT NEW
                            He might've said "prostitutes" as a compliment by Schadenfreude 07/18/2007, 5:41pm PDT NEW
        Cosplay is when the matrix crosses over to the REAL WORLD NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 07/18/2007, 12:07am PDT NEW
            I don't think I posted that. :( NT by Jhoh "Paco" Q. Skeexul 07/18/2007, 1:38am PDT NEW
 
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