Forum Overview :: Destroy All Humans

Re: These sites still update? by Jerry Whorebach 07/09/2007, 4:40am PDT It's inevitable: anyone who can turn a personal homepage into an internet comedy phenomenon will eventually be able to get a real job. Seanbaby did the decent thing and left his website exactly the way it was before he ran away, like a mother might do for the room of her missing boy. Even though the boy is now thirty-four years old probably dead, his A-Team posters and NES gametapes stand as everlasting tribute to a childhood stolen. Lowtax was a different kind of mother. He couldn't wait to turn his spare room into a comedy sweatshop, where exploited children sew their hands together selling forum memberships. Which is still less offensive than never even giving up on your dream of turning terrible unfunny Mexican wrestler flash movies / Penny Arcade into a sustainable cottage industry. Speaking of Mexicans, I think Fat Chicks in Party Hats' Miguel got it rightest of all when he said goodbye to melty creatures everywhere and ascended to Heaven on a beautiful winged pegasus. But that's not an option for everyone ; _ ;

Hey who needs OMM anymore? by Jhoh Cable :( 07/07/2007, 3:15am PDT     Seanbaby only wishes he could write a videogame article like that NT by Fabitoulle 07/07/2007, 3:25am PDT         an even better one by Fabitoulle 07/07/2007, 3:27am PDT         I don't see how he can't by Mischief Maker 07/07/2007, 9:55am PDT             They both write about games, doesn't that make them the same? NT by Fabitoulle 07/09/2007, 3:41am PDT                 Perhaps Uwe Boll's unwillingness to fight seanbaby is some sort of clue... NT by Mischief Maker 07/09/2007, 6:16pm PDT         These sites still update? NT by Grumah 07/09/2007, 2:39am PDT             Re: These sites still update? by Jerry Whorebach 07/09/2007, 4:40am PDT                 I think the main difference is Seanbaby is funnier than those other sites. NT by Jhoh Cable :( 07/09/2007, 5:53am PDT                     Thanks Jhoh. NT by laudablepuss 07/09/2007, 12:58pm PDT                         So you're saying you thought my post was incoherent? by Jhoh Cable :( 07/09/2007, 5:32pm PDT                             Do I need to make a comeback here? NT by bink-bot 07/09/2007, 6:03pm PDT                                 Okay. NT by Jhoh Cable :( 07/09/2007, 6:36pm PDT                             It's not working out, huh. Gee that's too bad. NT by laudablepuss 07/10/2007, 11:59am PDT     I like how that article didn't teach me anything about Texas or Chicago or Wyomi NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/07/2007, 5:59am PDT