Forum Overview :: Tenchu: Fatal Shadows

Tenchu Z? More like Tenchu Zzz :( by Jerry Whorebach 06/27/2007, 5:13am PDT As some of you may have heard on the radio, professional wrestler Chris Benoit spent most of last weekend murdering his family. Any reasonable person would take one look at the Canadian Crippler's extensive list of finishing moves and arrive at the obvious conclusion: that he suplexed or possibly even super-plexed them to death. Strangely, this was not the case. No, despite his proficiency with sleeper holds, the Rabid Wolverine inexplicably chose to bind his wife with cords before simply strangling her and suffocating their young son. This from a man who delighted audiences the world over with his unprecedented use of three suplexes in a row, a signature maneuver which he nicknamed his "Three Amigos" in tribute to a dead Hispanic friend. Similarly disappointing to longtime fans was this screenshot of the new Tenchu game, in which gamers play ninjas who forsake their traditional black garb and fists of furious dragon in favour of limp wrists and masks of cowardly lion.

Tenchu Z? More like Tenchu Zzz :( by Jerry Whorebach 06/27/2007, 5:13am PDT     Wow the PS3 sure is an amazing engine (or 360 wutevar) NT by Grumah 06/27/2007, 5:47am PDT     Have there ever been Tenchu fans? by Worm 06/27/2007, 6:28am PDT         I liked the first one a lot when it was new. The AI wasn't great but NT by it was still fun. - Last 06/27/2007, 12:54pm PDT     Great news! by Johnny Merzbow 06/27/2007, 9:28pm PDT         My first reaction was to laugh, is that rewng? :( NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/27/2007, 11:36pm PDT         Was it the c-... did he use the c- the uh cr- crip- by Grumah 06/28/2007, 7:09am PDT         Wikipedia user implicated! by Worm 06/29/2007, 12:32pm PDT