Worm wrote:

Unicorn McGriddle wrote:

Even by your standards, you're pretty far off your game here. I suggested that you were a predictable fool and a hapless, servile puppet. I couched this in terms that in part had a literal meaning which would associate you with an act often performed for reasons relating to a sexual fetish that, under the circumstances, could be gay.

Out of all this, you throw back the gay part, and completely artlessly. You know, worm, I didn't get to say this at your party last night, but I was impressed with your eloquent speech in defense of slavery. Some might not appreciate the way you made slaves dance through burning tar to spell out your key points, but I thought it was an embellishment that brought a touch of spectacle to what might otherwise have been a dull evening. But did I say dull? Of course, no evening could be dull when following as that evening did an excellent repast of your best dogshit, harvested from champion greyhounds and served European-style from the flagstones of your Old World ballroom floor. However, I was so overwhelmed by the splendor and pageantry of the cabaret boys with their G. Gordon Liddy motif, and naturally by the sum total of all the delights of the event, that I only thought of it as I was passing through the Liberace Gallery on the way to the Bidet Room, and by the time I had relieved myself and recalled the need to congratulate you, your Costa Rican mancubines were already bringing in the donkeys for the late festivities. As I had an early day following and did not wish to disrupt the proceedings, I'm afraid I showed myself out without paying my respects, and it has preyed on my mind until now. Who would have thought that I would run into you here, in the Mac games aisle (well, I say aisle, but it's really more of a shelf) at Fry's? Is the Full House-themed Fry's your favorite, too? We have so much in common!

Keep fighting the good fight for the lads in purple, you tepid marionette.

See, my greatest enemy(or something) proved there's absolutely nothing servile about drinking cum, and missed the Kitsune joke I was trying to make. So now here I am hyuking it up in my marionette piss palace. In full retreat from my QT3 faggot love connection, thinking Unicron Mcgriddle would be a cooler name.