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by The Happiness Engine 05/28/2007, 3:10pm PDT |
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The problem with Okami in a nutshell:
You need to buy double-jump instead of just having it. Ok, fine. Go to the dojo (load screen). Talk to guy (skippable text sequence). Buy skill (skippable text sequence). Go to mandatory training room (load screen) (skippable text squence) (unskippable animation). Demonstrate that you do, in fact, understand that "double-jump" means "hit jump button twice." Get on high platform (unskippable "yay!" music and banner). Get off high platform (skippable text sequence). Leave training room. (load screen)
Repeat for every skill you want to learn. Everything in the game is this teeth-gratingly drawn out and unskippable.
Counterpoint: "Golden Fury" allows you to pee on opponents which makes them drop powerups. |
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