Forum Overview :: Warcraft III
 
Nice CG movie. by Jhoh Cable o_O 05/19/2007, 8:33pm PDT
Horrible Gelatinous Blob wrote:

If only Cho Seung Mina had held on for one more month!

From reading this description of the announcement reel, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's going to be a massive disappointment. I know, I'm an edgy guy making edgy predictions.


Diablo 2 had "this man is my brother Marius" and look what this stooooooooone has done to meeeeeeeeeheeeeee and the hero of Diablo 1 burning a shitty tavern down with his Diablo powwas AND HE WAS LOOSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING shit, you know stuff that actually had things happening.

Then, the Diablo 2 expansion. The very first thing is the intro movie, you see Baal, and what does he do to demonstrate his awesome powwas? He blows up some old guy guarding a bridge, in a 10 minute long cutscene. At the end, the angel dude throws a sword into a "worldcrystal" like you should care and it's like some fucking DBZ cartoon (or fuckin ergo proxy ghost in the shell garbage tenchi gay fuckin myuo triguh outlaw star) that tries to convince you that this has dramatic weight, when there is none and even the really really trying really fuckin hard dramatic music isn't convincing you that it's not stupid.

Now Starcraft. First game had things happening, even in the expansion where IT'S A ZERGLIN and the Protoss blow up people's heads FOR THE GREATER GOOD or whatevz, and then Russians come and there's a guy listening to Hendrix pointing up to a giant battlecruisers.

Starcraft 2? Two minutes of a guy puts on a suit. And I'm sure that will be the fuckin real intro to the game.

The game itself could actually be good. The story will without a doubt suck ass. And so might the game.
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StarCraft II, motherfuckers by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 05/19/2007, 4:38am PDT NEW
    Lessons learned from wowcraft by Grumah 05/19/2007, 2:50pm PDT NEW
    Other OBSERVATIONS by Grumah 05/19/2007, 3:04pm PDT NEW
        Starcraft II: Prerenders to the Throne NT by Ray of Light 05/19/2007, 3:57pm PDT NEW
            Stalclaft II: Prerenders to the Thlone NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/19/2007, 5:16pm PDT NEW
                Bling my my allows of desile! Oh crouds unfulr! NT by laudablepuss 05/21/2007, 11:45am PDT NEW
        Copy-pasta effects NT by I need clarification 05/19/2007, 6:00pm PDT NEW
            I am not up to date on hip and with it internet words. NT by EENC 05/19/2007, 8:19pm PDT NEW
        Re: Other OBSERVATIONS by Flavio 05/19/2007, 6:32pm PDT NEW
    Nice CG movie. by Jhoh Cable o_O 05/19/2007, 8:33pm PDT NEW
 
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