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by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/24/2007, 11:15pm PDT |
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Jerry Whorebach wrote:
The clumsy fusion of real-time and turn-based combat worked about as well in Tactics as it did in Arcanum. Real-time was like Command & Conquer played with only six units, while turn-based was nothing more than an afterthought (for example, instead of the enemy interrupting your turn with a turn of its own, it would just start shooting at you while you were trying to move).
All the maps were straight out of Desktop Tower Defense, with one long corridor spiraling toward your objective. Commandos did something like this, but that's because the maps in Commandos only existed to spoon-feed the player puzzles in the form of Nazi patrols. All the enemies in Tactics were evidently just sprinkled around randomly - one map was nothing but room after room of ATV-sized cockroaches to be smashed, with a tank-sized cockroach at the end (PROTIP: he can't fit through the only door into his lair).
There were all kinds of skills but none of them mattered except the shooty ones, although sneak and steal were good too if you didn't mind saving and reloading all the time. The designers admitted that half the game art had been designed for a different project that no publisher wanted. There's lots of humour in the situations and dialogue but it's all of the Australian variety (see Yahoo Serious, Quentin Beck).
The patch fixed most of the crash bugs (like the crash on save bug and the crash on mission complete bug) but didn't even make a dent in the rest. My favorite is the M2 bug - shoot at someone with a burst from your Browning machinegun and he might or might not get hit, but everyone else in the cone of fire will be automatically struck regardless. There are so many ways to break the game that I can only describe threading your little men through the mazes as Cannon Fodder crossed with Irritating Stick.
Lots of people will tell you that Tactics wasn't a good sequel to Fallout but was still an okay game, albeit not nearly as good as X-Com, Jagged Alliance or any other squad-based game they can think of. Those people are, sadly, retarded :(
I got this for ten bucks off eBay several years ago. Every few months I think about actually installing it and encounter something like this as I try to psyche myself up. Nobody who has ever played it seems to have had even a tiny bit of fun with it. Fallout II is pretty buggy as well, isn't it? People are losing their shit over a franchise with just one game that everyone agrees is pretty good.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey! |
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How can this be anything but HORRIBLE?! by Bodybag 04/19/2007, 5:58am PDT 
I'd be like, oh all they need is critical hits and dismemberments and shit. by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/19/2007, 6:27am PDT 
Re: I'd be like, oh all they need is critical hits and dismemberments and shit. by Last 04/19/2007, 7:11am PDT 
Re: I'd be like, oh all they need is critical hits and dismemberments and shit. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/19/2007, 1:53pm PDT 
Re: I'd be like, oh all they need is critical hits and dismemberments and shit. by The Gaijin 04/19/2007, 6:46pm PDT 
Re: I'd be like, oh all they need is critical hits and dismemberments and shit. by Quentin Beck 04/19/2007, 6:50pm PDT 
Awesome. Well said, sir! NT by Bill Dungsroman 04/20/2007, 12:09am PDT 
Re: I'd be like, oh all they need is critical hits and dismemberments and shit. by The Gaijin 04/20/2007, 3:21pm PDT 
Re: I'd be like, oh all they need is critical hits and dismemberments and shit. by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/21/2007, 6:05am PDT 
FALLOUT: TICTACS was awful. by Jerry Whorebach 04/20/2007, 1:08am PDT 
Long story short. by Jerry Whorebach 04/20/2007, 1:22am PDT 
So wait, they made a Fallout game where you don't talk to people? NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/20/2007, 4:37am PDT 
Clicking on some friendly NPCs gave you a few paragraphs to read, à la Diablo. NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/21/2007, 2:27am PDT 
Re: FALLOUT: TICTACS was awful. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/24/2007, 11:15pm PDT 
Re: FALLOUT: TICTACS was awful. by The Happiness Engine 04/26/2007, 11:48pm PDT 
Maybe this will change your mind? by Jerry Whorebach 06/05/2007, 4:56am PDT 
There's more Fallout in Bethesda's teaser trailer than in all of Tictacs. by Jerry Whorebach 06/05/2007, 1:11pm PDT 
and now it is, Jerry.... it is NT by helpful lurker 11/14/2008, 7:05pm PST 
It's about FUCKING(!!) time. by Jerry Whorebach 11/15/2008, 2:04am PST 
Re: How can this be anything but HORRIBLE?! by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/19/2007, 12:46pm PDT 
Re: How can this be anything but HORRIBLE?! by laudablepuss 04/19/2007, 11:30pm PDT 
Does the fact that, by far, it's the shittiest Fallout artwork ever bother you? by Motherhead 04/19/2007, 11:41pm PDT 
Granted, but nothing is ever going to live up to this by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/20/2007, 12:51am PDT 
The superimposed Pip Boy was what really killed it by Entropy Stew 04/20/2007, 1:32am PDT 
I agree. Pip in no way embodied 50s propaganda clips NT by Flavio 04/20/2007, 3:07am PDT 
Idiot by Entropy Stew 04/20/2007, 3:54am PDT 
Style, not theme you fucking philistine. by Motherhead 04/20/2007, 4:00am PDT 
Wow, art class. I guess you guys win. by laudablepuss 04/20/2007, 11:37am PDT 
You're welcome. NT by Motherhead 04/20/2007, 12:44pm PDT 
Where could the rumor of Fallout fans being the biggest faggots have come from? by Flavio 04/20/2007, 4:15pm PDT 
Guy with no taste and gayest possible haircut calls me fag, mentions haircuts. by Motherhead 04/20/2007, 10:20pm PDT 
It's a poster of some people playing football. by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/20/2007, 4:38am PDT 
Try imagining them being eaten by post apocalypse scorpions. NT by laudablepuss 04/20/2007, 11:36am PDT 
I've never played Fallout but that's a sweet poster. by Fullofkittens 04/20/2007, 12:28am PDT 
If you still didn't play fallout yet, enjoy AIDS by Grumah 04/20/2007, 1:31am PDT 
^^^^^^^^^^ THIS IS SARCASM UP HERE ^^^^^^^^^^^^ NT by YOU MOTHERFUCKS 04/20/2007, 12:50am PDT 
Well they could still fuck up the game. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/20/2007, 6:09am PDT 
YOU MOTHERFUCKS is correct. by Bodybag 04/20/2007, 10:54am PDT 
HIS NAME ISN'T PIPBOY! HIS NAME IS VAULT MAN! READ YOUR FUCKING MANUALS, PEOPLE! by Jerry Whorebach 04/21/2007, 2:23am PDT 
"Vault Boy" NT by Leonard Boyarsky 04/21/2007, 4:52am PDT 
No, "Vault Boy" is the name of Vault Man's bumbling negroid manservant. NT by (At least in my fan fiction.) 04/21/2007, 5:17am PDT 
I'm just glad you guys aren't calling me Fallout Boy NT by Vault Man... phew! 04/22/2007, 5:35pm PDT 
You just got that for your ringtone didnt you NT by Grumah 04/22/2007, 7:12pm PDT 
Re: HIS NAME ISN'T PIPBOY! HIS NAME IS VAULT MAN! READ YOUR FUCKING MANUALS, PEO by Last 10/28/2010, 8:33am PDT 
You can't lockpick a jukebox. Should also work for repair NT by Entropy Stew 10/28/2010, 11:19am PDT 
I wonder if they still have time to change it? by Jerry Whorebach 10/28/2010, 11:53pm PDT 
Not really related, but Alpha Protocol has a truly awful character system. by Jerry Whorebach 10/29/2010, 1:04am PDT 
Poster seems to be another one of those 50s era american propaganda things by Grumah 04/20/2007, 1:41pm PDT 
Fag NT by Entropy Stew 04/20/2007, 3:45pm PDT 
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