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by Quentin Beck 03/23/2007, 10:28pm PDT

Fussbett wrote:

During the debate about how she's better at commitment and how I'm afraid to buy a house, we both smiled and said "Is this really about the movie?"

That was the best of the six season 2 'Extras' episodes. Even when he tries, McKellen can hardly sound stupid. Although, S02e04, with the agent jerking off to a pornographic pen is my close second.

Fussbett wrote:

Babel (movie)
The conceit around which one third of this movie is based is as follows: a hot teenaged Japanese girl is horny but cannot get laid. Even flashing her pussy in public doesn't do the trick. Why? Because she's a deaf mute.

No, because she sounded like a zombie and had an uglier face than her equally slutty friends. Cunt gets got in Jappers, so even ugly guys can be a little picky. Ask MM how well he did in his two weeks there.

Fussbett wrote:

Kim K Superstar (porn)
Kim Kardashian is hot, and this is her sex tape. What could go wrong? What if I told you she never takes the bra off her massive tits? Repeated footage stretches the 15 minutes of decent material to 40.

INC: I think she's bordering on too Persian for me :(
Sanitario666: well la dee da
INC: sorry, it's a big problem out here
INC: chicks who look hot but then turn out to be total bitches AND then turn out not to even be that hot
Sanitario666: How do they fool you?
INC: careful hair styling and clothes
Sanitario666: bitches
INC: then later you realize they have a huge nose or weird lips or facial hair or something
INC: persians :(
Sanitario666: I think Kim has already gotten those things taken care of.
Sanitario666: http://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/kim_kardashian/kim_kardashian-rack_01.jpg
INC: plus they are all, without fail, completely stuck-up bitches

Sounds like someone once got SHUT DOWN by a Persian!

INC married a gook, so we can bet he's the type who's wet his dick in nervous girls of every minority before getting too old to fool their parents. It wouldn't surprise me if an Arab was the first time someone with dark skin said no to him and that he was so cut up about it that he jumped all over the next gook polite enough to roll over.
However, chances are equally likely that, to his great shame, he fucked someone from the subcontenient. They are horrendous people, and nice sorts will easily confess to hating them. Did you hear the Pakistani cricket captain was murdered after his team got knocked out of the WC by Ireland?
Niggers the lot of them.