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BSG S02e09. Outragous! by Quentin Beck 03/21/2007, 9:09pm PDT
A very frustrating episode. The ship had a cylon virus and needed to bring Shannon out of the brig to keep it from losing power during an expected cylon attack. She did, and then disabled 300 incoming cylon fighters which were left to float helplessly in space. The fleet, which earlier in the episode was shown as being so starved for parts that 'the Chief', who was secretly brewing alcohol to trade for scrap, could barely assemble one new fighter from scratch, then decided to DESTROY all the helpless fighters! These fighters were of the same type that the brass freaked out completely over when Starbuck imperiled one, described at the time as a 'prized military asset', when she used it to recover the holy arrow. Here they had more of these assets floating around them then they could fit in their hangers, yet decided to destroy each and every one!

The decision was made all the more ridiculous when, after destroying the entire defenceless cylon fleet, they cut to a scene on the flightdeck showing that 'the chief' couldn't even find enough scrap to coat the outsides of his new fighter. As if this whole situation weren't ludicrous enough, THEN some dipshit's like, "Seeing as we can't find enough scrap steel, why not, as an alternative, coat it with some incredible stealth composite! Surely we must have some of that shit lying around!" 5 minutes later, they launch a handmade stealth ship more advanced than anything we've seen in the series up until this point.

Fucked!
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BSG S02e09. Outragous! by Quentin Beck 03/21/2007, 9:09pm PDT NEW
    Are you sure you didn't watch an episode of Star Trek: Voyager by mistake? NT by Cloaked Warbird 03/21/2007, 9:18pm PDT NEW
        I remember that episode. by Jhoh Cable o_O 03/21/2007, 9:51pm PDT NEW
            No way, dipshit. I'm spot on. The episode was fucked. NT by Quentin Beck 03/21/2007, 10:23pm PDT NEW
                Galactica settles on a planet for a year and end up taken over by cylons. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 03/21/2007, 11:12pm PDT NEW
                    Starbuck died two episodes ago. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 03/21/2007, 11:15pm PDT NEW
                        Unless . . . she didn't. DUN DUN DUN! NT by laudablepuss 03/22/2007, 11:24am PDT NEW
    that was one of the only decent season 2 episodes by Flavio 03/22/2007, 2:12am PDT NEW
        Re: that was one of the only decent season 2 episodes by Jhoh Cable o_O 03/22/2007, 12:10pm PDT NEW
            Jhoh's memory is acting up NT by is he a cylon? o_O 03/22/2007, 12:18pm PDT NEW
                The trust issue between Sharon and Adama counts as a personal drama. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 03/22/2007, 12:48pm PDT NEW
                    PS: don't fuck with daddy (I'm always right). NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 03/22/2007, 12:49pm PDT NEW
                        Creexul has a hard time staying on top of BSG, but he proudly gets the gist. NT by Quentin Beck 03/22/2007, 4:20pm PDT NEW
                            I notice you're posting a lot lately. Why the extra free time suddenly? NT by Caltrops 03/22/2007, 5:24pm PDT NEW
                                I've stopped masturbating. NT by Quentin Beck 03/22/2007, 8:01pm PDT NEW
                            I'm not the one who thought Sharon's name was "Shannon." NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 03/22/2007, 6:21pm PDT NEW
                                All gooks look the same to me. NT by Quentin Beck 03/22/2007, 8:01pm PDT NEW
                                    Well no one on the show is even named Shannon. by Jhoh Cable o_O 03/23/2007, 12:28am PDT NEW
                                        Re: Well no one on the show is even named Shannon. by Quentin Beck 03/23/2007, 3:40am PDT NEW
                                            Re: Well no one on the show is even named Shannon. by Quentin Beck 03/23/2007, 8:59am PDT NEW
                                            GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DICKHEAD! YOU ASSHAT! NT by I need clarification 03/23/2007, 12:02pm PDT NEW
                                        Haha, the Internet lets you live on in the words of others relatively quick. NT by Worm 03/23/2007, 8:40am PDT NEW
                                            Hold on, I'm going to be coherent in this post. by Worm 03/23/2007, 11:12am PDT NEW
                                                I was tired. by Worm 03/23/2007, 11:25am PDT NEW
 
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