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| That's Golden Pig to you, pal (psh) by I need clarification 02/26/2007, 5:08pm PST | ||||
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| [14:46] INC: my kid isn't just going to be a pig
[14:46] INC: he'll be a GOLDEN pig [14:46] INC: PSH [14:46] mark: Born in the year and month of the pig? [14:46] INC: year of the golden pig [14:47] INC: every 600 years [14:47] mark: GP [14:47] INC: golden pig? [14:47] mark: that's what we say in the street [14:47] INC: haha [14:47] INC: don't touch him [14:47] INC: he's golden [14:47] mark: you'll get shocked [14:47] INC: Babies born in the "year of the golden pig" are believed to have good fortune and will lead a comfortable and wealthy life. [...] People who believe in the year of the golden pig say the special year comes every 600 years. They came to this conclusion through calculations, using a combination of the Chinese zodiac and the yin and yang theory. [14:48] INC: lots of our gifts at the shower were pig-themed [14:48] mark: a wealthy burden on society [14:48] INC: psh [14:48] mark: Your lucky child [14:48] INC: he'll be the next GW Bush [14:48] INC: just coasting along to President [14:48] mark: Just hope he throws you a bone [14:50] mark: "Metal Roosters can come off as arrogant and stuck up at times. They need a cushion for that overextended ego and someone to make sure it stays inflated. They are reasonable people who seem to analyze every decision they make and every situation they find themselves in. They are standoffish at times and can let their aggression get in the way of a blossoming friendship or romance. These Roosters should take a breather from their egos long enough to really enjoy what they have to offer." [14:51] mark: Looks like i'm a egotistical asshole! [14:51] mark: There is nothinh good about me, apparently [14:52] mark: "Suitable Gifts: Terrarium, walking cane, flask, bonsai tree" [14:53] mark: This just gets worse and worse :( [14:54] INC: haha nice [14:54] INC: terrarium [14:54] INC: who would even think of that? [14:54] INC: "I got you a spider" [14:54] mark: I can put my tree in there [14:55] mark: and poke at it with a stick [14:55] INC: the flask might come in handy, with no friends [14:55] mark: yeah [14:55] mark: that's a thoughtful one [14:55] INC: I guess I'll just get drunk and take my spider for a walk [14:55] mark: haha [14:55] mark: in a very arrogant manner [14:56] INC: yeah, no one will talk to you [14:57] INC: "Is that a guy with a walking stick and a spider on a leash?" [14:57] INC: "Fucking stuck-up prick" [14:57] mark: I'll have to be careful not to step on the spider with my nose so high up in the air [14:58] mark: Oh, and guess where I'm walking that spider to? [14:58] mark: "The appearance-oriented Rooster must go to all the cool, fashionable places when traveling. These people take pride in knowing all of the latest trends in hair, makeup and fashion. They like to spend their money in exclusive department stores where they oooh and ahh over the expensive merchandise. However, the Rooster is also capable of spending a vacation relaxing, as long as it’s in a five-star hotel with gourmet food and wine." [14:59] INC: I'm a rooster, too [14:59] INC: your zodiac page hates everyone [15:00] mark: See, I'm a metal rooster so I'm a horrible dick [15:00] INC: yeah, they really hate you [15:06] INC: hm, this log lacks a good ending joke [15:06] mark: Hmm [15:07] mark: maybe the joke is us realizing that? |
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