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Hijacking Fussbett's forum, crashing it into Pennsylvania field. by Jerry Whorebach 02/08/2007, 4:02am PST

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INT. CRAZY MIKE'S CRAZY VIDEO - DAY

CLERK: Kill Bill Volume 2, sweet! I love Tarantino movies! Have you seen Volume 1 yet? Because I can't in good conscience let you rent this if you haven't.

ME: Um, Yeah. I enjoyed it from the opening Wrath of Khan quote to the closing credit for Sonny Chiba as Samurai Sword Consultant!

CLERK: What?

ME: Um, I mean, technically it's from Moby Dick or something but, you know, reading that vengeance quote is like opening a transwarp corridor straight from Khan's mouth to your ear, right? And Sonny Chiba, I mean... he's fucking Sonny Chiba. Of course he can do that shit in real life!

CLERK (not smiling anymore): Okay.




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