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by Jerry Whorebach 02/08/2007, 4:02am PST |
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^ Clerk
INT. CRAZY MIKE'S CRAZY VIDEO - DAY
CLERK: Kill Bill Volume 2, sweet! I love Tarantino movies! Have you seen Volume 1 yet? Because I can't in good conscience let you rent this if you haven't.
ME: Um, Yeah. I enjoyed it from the opening Wrath of Khan quote to the closing credit for Sonny Chiba as Samurai Sword Consultant!
CLERK: What?
ME: Um, I mean, technically it's from Moby Dick or something but, you know, reading that vengeance quote is like opening a transwarp corridor straight from Khan's mouth to your ear, right? And Sonny Chiba, I mean... he's fucking Sonny Chiba. Of course he can do that shit in real life!
CLERK (not smiling anymore): Okay.
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