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| Re: Charlie Bronson: Mandom by Zseni 01/10/2007, 1:02am PST | ||||
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motherfuckerfoodeater wrote:Zseni wrote: I float it indifferently in the middle of conversations at work. Especially phone conversations. "Hello, Livingston International and M&C, can I help you?" "Chris? Ooo how's it going, girl? How's my favorite customs broker in the world?" "Oh Zseni! Got your fax, Helen's filing on it [ed: my load of shingles travelling from Calgary to Jacksonville] right now. Stop calling us!" Mutual laughter. Chris and Helen know that if they don't file entry on my container, stat, I'm going to stop using my special custom fax cover sheet with the panda on it. "Did you have a good Christmas?" I ask. "Oh yeah, it was great. My husband and I skipped gifts this year because we just bought scuba kits. How was yours?" "It's all Bronson." "What?" "Nothing. Good haul this year, Mom got me a paid up membership to the Folio Society." "Dennis, wassup my sex fondue! Anglo Timber just called. When is your driver showing up?" (My filthy lying azn boss overheard this. She was all "fondue? Sex fondue? What - I don't get it, what does fondue have to do with that?") Dennis pauses. I hear papers being shuffled at the other end of the line. "Shit, Zseni, I totally forgot about that one. Is that in a 53' EMHU?" "You're cut off." "I'll get a guy over there!" "You are so fired." "Why don't you bust my balls a little more, dumbass. Gimme a minute, I'll send a guy over now." "I'm gonna cane your ass, you cocksucker." I have to whisper all the swear words and threats because I'm not supposed to talk dirty at work. "Oooh easy there, big momma. How you doin'?" "It's all Bronson." "What?" "Nothing, nevermind. When is your driver showing up? ETA?" |
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Charlie Bronson: Mandom by 01/08/2007, 9:49pm PST  Log reactions to this YouTube CLIP OF THE YEAR by 01/10/2007, 12:06am PST Re: Charlie Bronson: Mandom by 01/10/2007, 12:16am PST Re: Charlie Bronson: Mandom by 01/10/2007, 1:02am PST Were you wearing a hairnet and chain-smoking as you typed that? NT by 01/10/2007, 3:00pm PST Did I put the phone to my butt? Was there fried chicken involved? NT by 01/10/2007, 6:39pm PST I faxed my ass! I didn't even use a cover sheet! NT by 01/10/2007, 10:31pm PST NOBODY MENTION THIS TO FARK! NT by 01/10/2007, 3:21pm PST |
