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Fucking conservatives don't want you to take a class in Penis. by Zseni 01/08/2007, 8:51pm PST Actually the classes under scrutiny here sound like eminently sensible and enriching courses. "The Phallus"? Like the words themselves cry out for retribution! How dare you teach a class in Penis, you fucking hippie? Penises don't have a goddamn thing to do with culture or history! There's nothing practical about a - a - a P-P-P-PENIS! ("What is the love that dare not speak its name?") Of course the more you study penises, the more you look at that big dumb Republican elephant and think about probing, inquiring, border-patrolling cocks, nudging your face and womb and whatnot. Cocks everywhere, jesus christ. Phalluses all over that whole political scene, tumescently lolling this way and that in the Texas sun, catching distant whiffs of collegiate pussy at the beach and ready to fucking STAB any darkies that approach. Dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks.

Fucking conservatives don't want you to take a class in Penis. by Zseni 01/08/2007, 8:51pm PST     Re: Fucking conservatives don't want you to take a class in Penis. by Mischief Maker 01/08/2007, 9:21pm PST         Shit. Wrong Quote. by Mischief Maker 01/08/2007, 9:29pm PST         We want our tuition money back by Mom, Dad 01/09/2007, 1:54am PST             Zseni's filing job gives her validation for the first time in her life NT by Her therapist 01/09/2007, 2:50am PST         Re: Fucking conservatives don't want you to take a class in Penis. by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/09/2007, 11:26am PST     Take an architectural history course from a female professor. by conflictNo 01/09/2007, 11:10am PST         Also hilarious for the degree to which is resembles a church. by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/09/2007, 12:22pm PST     Professor Penis responds by Zseni 01/16/2007, 9:24am PST         Re: Professor Penis responds by Jerry Whorebach 01/16/2007, 2:19pm PST