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by Sean "Hennessey" Fennessey 12/18/2006, 11:00pm PST |
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http://pitchforkmedia.com/article/feature/40070/Staff_List_The_Top_100_Tracks_of_2006/page_6
In the January 2007 issue of Vanity Fair, Christopher Hitchens writes a column titled "Why Women Aren't Funny", claiming it's because there are more obstacles for men in the ongoing quest to charm, amuse, and romance the opposite sex; men depend on the art of humor for seduction, and apparently, women aren't. Hitchens clearly doesn't listen to Beyoncé. While "Irreplaceable" has a steely tone and traditionalist themes, it's pretty damn hilarious. Naturally, when the song opens "To the left, to the left" from a diva known for her swiveling, thoughts wander to instructive dancing. On the contrary-- Beyoncé, more restrained than ever, simply put "everything you own in a box to the left." That's funny. Toying with expectation and convention, she's taken what could have been typical and made it smart and droll. Now if only her man could relocate his sense of humor. --Sean Fennessey |
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Nancy Grace on infant with alcohol poisoning by Fussbett 12/11/2006, 6:13pm PST 
Three oz = 2 shots = alcohol poisoning? by co2 12/11/2006, 7:21pm PST
I think she's using ratios. Baby:Adult, 3oz:Death NT by mark 12/12/2006, 12:36am PST
nancy grace by Flavio 12/11/2006, 7:36pm PST
Re: nancy grace by E. L. Koba 12/11/2006, 8:52pm PST
Re: Nancy Grace on infant with alcohol poisoning by Jerry Whorebach 12/12/2006, 12:10am PST
Re: Nancy Grace on infant with alcohol poisoning by Fussbett 12/12/2006, 12:26am PST
Re: Nancy Grace on infant with alcohol poisoning by mark 12/12/2006, 12:48am PST
Re: Nancy Grace on infant with alcohol poisoning by Furcifer 12/12/2006, 9:21am PST
A mere shadow to the average Larry King episode. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 12/12/2006, 9:21am PST
Re: Nancy Grace on infant with alcohol poisoning by Zseni 12/12/2006, 9:24am PST
Re: Nancy Grace on infant with alcohol poisoning by Christopher Hitchens 12/12/2006, 10:25am PST
Rebuttal by Sean "Hennessey" Fennessey 12/18/2006, 11:00pm PST
Re: Nancy Grace on infant with alcohol poisoning by Ray of Light 12/12/2006, 11:27am PST
Re: Nancy Grace on infant with alcohol poisoning by Entropy Stew 12/12/2006, 6:36pm PST
Today's Whore To Stone: teacher was porn star! by Zseni 12/13/2006, 8:25am PST
Women were actually offended when I suggested they stop having sex NT by Zseni past 12/13/2006, 9:41am PST
THEY are the symptoms, I am the cure. by Zseni 12/13/2006, 7:03pm PST
Holy shit, is it 1972 already? NT by I need clarification 12/13/2006, 8:03pm PST
zeni must be really really bad NT by in bed 12/14/2006, 1:08pm PST
You will have a creative experience NT by in bed 12/14/2006, 4:19pm PST
Bad news will be brought to you by mail NT by in bed 12/14/2006, 4:20pm PST
Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it NT by in bed 12/14/2006, 4:22pm PST
Tectonic plate activity will have an unexpected outcome NT by in bed 12/14/2006, 4:22pm PST
The Eastern Wind brings a message of good fortune NT by in bed 12/14/2006, 4:23pm PST
The smart thing to do is to start trusting your intuition NT by in bed 12/14/2006, 4:23pm PST
Romance comes into your life this year in a very unusual sort of way NT by in bed 12/14/2006, 4:24pm PST
You find beauty in ordinary things. Keep this trait NT by in bed 12/14/2006, 4:25pm PST
You can be replaced by in bed 12/14/2006, 4:26pm PST
the weapon smith thinks about other women NT by in bed 12/15/2006, 12:38am PST
A rich woman would have said the porn film was an accident and everyone would ha NT by I need clarification 12/13/2006, 11:56am PST
Hawt by Entropy Stew 12/14/2006, 5:38am PST
Re: Hawt by Zseni 12/14/2006, 8:52am PST
Re: Hawt by Entropy Stew 12/14/2006, 10:31am PST
Re: Hawt by Zseni 12/14/2006, 12:56pm PST
Re: Hawt by Entropy Stew 12/14/2006, 1:33pm PST
That movie is like #8 on my list of guilty pleasures. NT by Zseni 12/14/2006, 4:16pm PST
Re: Hawt by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/14/2006, 9:42pm PST
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yulia Timoshenko! by Zseni 12/14/2006, 9:28pm PST
THE Ukraine? You must be thinking of "the UK." Ukraine requires no article :( NT by AP Standards Committee 12/15/2006, 12:30am PST
in bed NT by Mangina 12/15/2006, 1:28am PST
Yeah, but it was The Ukraine on Seinfeld, so NT by Quentin Beck 12/15/2006, 2:44am PST
"I come from Ukraine." (http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheLabelMaker.html) NT by Look it up, dawg. 12/15/2006, 3:17am PST
Re: "I come from Ukraine." (http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheLabelMaker.html) by please kill yourself, dawg 12/16/2006, 2:34pm PST
I'm not too crazy about "THE hurt," either. NT by AP Standards Committee 12/21/2006, 4:06pm PST
Re: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yulia Timoshenko! by Chairman Mao 12/15/2006, 2:20pm PST
Things I have moved from one container to another by Ray of Light 12/16/2006, 4:34am PST
Cheap enough to Frankenstein shampoo; not cheap enough to walk a half a block NT by Entropy Stew 12/16/2006, 6:08am PST
Ray is bald and doesn't require shampoo. He is kidding us and himself. NT by Quentin Beck 12/17/2006, 8:55am PST
It's still shocking to hear about his custom scalp soap blend. NT by Fussbett 12/17/2006, 3:26pm PST
In Canada, bald people still have hair on their bodies NT by Ray of Light 12/21/2006, 1:55pm PST
In the civilized world, we have razors and wax. NT by A clean white person 12/21/2006, 2:32pm PST
The civilized world: Neverland Ranch. NT by Horatio Hornblower 12/21/2006, 3:56pm PST
Re: Nancy Grace on infant with alcohol poisoning by Jhoh Cable o_O 12/13/2006, 11:47am PST
Re: Nancy Grace on infant with alcohol poisoning by Chairman Mao 12/13/2006, 11:27pm PST
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/13/2006, 11:34pm PST
Nancy Grace, 48, gets pregnant out of wedlock by more like Warld of Worcraft 06/26/2007, 7:24pm PDT
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