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Three bad movies by Fussbett 10/09/2006, 2:29am PDT

THE WILD PARROTS OF TELEGRAPH HILL

bink made fun of the fact that I wanted to see The Brown Bunny for free, and back then I thought that there would never EVER be a movie that I wouldn't want to see for free. Sure, I can turn a movie off, but why wouldn't I want to at least look at it? It seems crazy to me to think that you'd NOT see a movie for free on principle. Since bink is crazy, the theory is sound.

However, I've now encountered another movie I was mocked for watching... and I had no comeback. Why DID I want to see this movie?!

ToutSuite: is that parrots film a documentary?
Sanitario666: yeah
ToutSuite: how'd you come to see it?
Sanitario666: It was a mistake apparently :(
ToutSuite: and why?
Sanitario666: I like documentaries!
Sanitario666: And parrots!
Sanitario666: What could go wrong?!
Sanitario666: Instead the movie was more about this homeless guy in San Francisco and how the director was hot for him.


TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING

The last TCM movie was good, and as you may recall it wiped it's feet on Ebert's dreams and made him want to eat an apple. So, I gave this one a chance. It's just a remake of the last movie, scene-for-scene, except worse! At one point the characters hit the road in a droptop jeep, and the 70's roadtrip music kicks in, and then in case you can't figure out what's happening... a girl stands up and screams "We're on a roadtrip!"

Someone typed that line! And then hit CTRL-S!


IDIOCRACY

Unfortunately this sucks too. A lot of good ideas and gags, but it's a giant narrated mess.
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    A movie I hated that some people seem to like. by bink 10/09/2006, 5:16am PDT NEW
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