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| She ain't shit. by Quentin Beck 10/06/2006, 7:21am PDT | ||||
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| And you can trust me on that because I've fucked beautiful women. You throw around the kind of money I had in S.E Asia and you'll get girls pregnant.
Now, I don't regret the fucks I bought. They got me through some hard times. But, I've got three mosquito bites on my forearm that haven't healed after more than 11 months. If it turns out I'm HIV positive, I swear I'll parachute out of a plane, smile at strangers, and live like hell. If not, I'll move to China, lie to my family about my salary, marry someone for the sake of it and then cheat on her with bucked teeth girls in headbands and whores. I plan this all out as I shower, and once it's run through your head for the fifth time, it's pretty much fate. These things will happen. |
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My last girlfriend was on Girls Gone Wild. I *still* haven't seen her nipples :( by 10/05/2006, 10:38pm PDT  That link is broken. by 10/05/2006, 10:40pm PDT She ain't shit. by 10/06/2006, 7:21am PDT You're my favorite. NT by 10/06/2006, 9:45am PDT So she'll be in girls gone wild wearing THE LARGEST SWEATER IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!! NT by 10/06/2006, 11:52am PDT Still can't believe I just stumbled on her clip like that. by 10/06/2006, 1:15pm PDT Well that probably won't happen to me. NT by 10/09/2006, 2:17am PDT Thanks, man by 10/06/2006, 11:12am PDT |
