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| I tried to confirm this using Wikipedia. This is because I am an idiot. by Jerry Whorebach 09/23/2006, 4:20am PDT | ||||
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| Here are the top five least-appropriate results of my search for "PooS."
5. The Black-faced Honeycreeper "It is uncertain whether they are a male and female pair or both of the same sex, or even if they are still alive. In 2002, a female was captured and taken to a male's home range in an attempt to get them to breed. Tissue samples have been taken from the male for possible future cloning..." 4. Poo-Chi "The original Poo-Chi was gray with either purple, blue, or pink. The Poo-Chi had 5 sensors on its body: Touch, Light, Sound, IR, and the 'bone sensor', which was probably just a set of magnets. Poo-Chi sang and danced to songs such as 'The Wedding March' and 'Home on the Range'." 3. Doctor Poo "The strip is a parody of the long-running BBC television series Doctor Who. The characters are the Doctor in his fourth, Tom Baker, incarnation and (anachronistically) Jamie McCrimmon, his Scottish assistant, plus classic monsters including Sea Devils and Daleks. The strip concerns his quest 'to find somewhere to have a big shit', by 'travelling through time and space'." 2. Super Poo-Chi "The Super Poo-Chi was larger than the original Poo-Chi. The Super Poo-Chi had the same sensors as Poo-Chi, minus the light sensor. The Super Poo-Chi had a more complex growth chart this time, with three possible outcomes: Lazy, Adverage, and Reliable. At the time of its creation, however, this was new technology and very expensive." 1. He Poos Clouds "The songs on the album are loosely connected to the schools of magic in tabletop roleplaying game Dungeons & Dragons, and the title track's lyrics ostensibly refer to Nintendo video game series The Legend of Zelda, as well as The Chronicles of Narnia. Pallett has also said that the album is a reflection on how atheists confront death." Lazy, you lazy poet, your words are reckless, and I can't feel it But hey, hey, all the boys I have ever loved have been digital I've been a guest, on a screen, or in a book! I move 'em with my thumbs, I move them with my thumbs I write his name in nothing, he whispers to the author That I will be the only one He swam! To the edge of the wall of the world! Followed my voice, and he cried Master! The answer is maybe... Maybe not... Maybe not... Maybe not! I have goals! Gotta fulfill the seven prophecies! Gotta be a friend to grandmother! Gotta rescue Michael from the White Witch! Gotta find and kill my shadow self Gotta dig up every secret seashell You may have been made for love... But I'm just made If I do it with an ice pick, will I come back as a jock? If I fast until starvation will I be born again a Christian? I hear that death by burning means returning as a girl But only by seppuku can I retain my virtue Runner Up: Stargate |
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PS3 Controller name by 09/14/2006, 11:17pm PDT  There is no Next Generation console until Sony grants you Six Asses! NT by 09/16/2006, 1:05pm PDT This is an improvement. The last name they were kicking around was PooS. NT by 09/23/2006, 2:33am PDT I tried to confirm this using Wikipedia. This is because I am an idiot. by 09/23/2006, 4:20am PDT I actually think those lyrics are really good. NT by 09/23/2006, 10:21am PDT "As far as whether the music I make is gay or queer, yeah, it comes from NT by 09/23/2006, 7:08pm PDT It's not a surprise that somebody that writes well is gay. NT by 09/23/2006, 10:02pm PDT Gay men can spot each other from across the zip code. NT by 09/23/2006, 10:28pm PDT Are you coming on to me? by 10/11/2006, 3:13pm PDT You and Pitchfork Meddia :( NT by 09/24/2006, 3:32am PDT We unfortunately like the same things sometimes. =( NT by 09/24/2006, 8:43am PDT That was supposed to be an infinity symbol, I think NT by 09/23/2006, 7:36am PDT |
