04:18 am - HL2: 21 DAYS (EXACTLY 3 WEEKS)

Today's adventures of moom (and women in general) being fucking nuts on a scale that can't be corrected: she did the usual trick where she's like OKAY TONIGHT IS GARBAGE NIGHT, TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE, and the second one of us goes to actually do that, it turns out it's already done because she refuses to wait 10 minutes for us to finish doing something. She does this a lot and then blames us. Today it with Jso it was the garbage AND the dishes, which means he didn't have to do either, and do we care? Of course not.

After going out after moom turned the alarm on, we came back with food (food we'll actually eat, too, instead of leaving on a shelf for a year), and she was watching some TV show, probably Desperate Housewives, and someone on the TV said "I don't care." So Jsoh said "I don't care," and then I said "Yeah I don't care either." And as expected, moom was like, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING THAT FOR!!!!!!!!! And then we laughed openly at her. And Jsoh told her that the gate (which is a rotted, falling apart tiny wooden gate she had bolted to the garage and back porch) was open, and she got up to go close it, all pissed off. But it turns out the gate was closed, and by "closed" I mean it was moved an entire foot on its hinge, because the gate can't even open all the way since there are a ton of pots with dead plants in them blocking everything (same goes for every single door and path in the entire house). But anyway, the difference between the gate being closed and the gate being open is the difference between the bathroom door being open or closed when no one is in it.