Mysterio wrote:

Some of the blame for my jerking off is with the schools who taught and encouraged me, at age 9, to jerk off. Despite their best and worst efforts, I managed to resist until 14, when the schools had so thoroughly made it the norm that it was assumed by everyone that you jacked and I was tired of feeling guilty and being innocent. I use to get pretty angry about it. What fucks me off most is 1) I think wanking has changed my life for the worse

It wasn't until I was 11 on the roof with a friend who was telling me he was thinking of putting a poster of Elle McPherson on the toilet wall so his brother would get an erection and piss in his own face, that I found out all erections went vertical.