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by Jerry Whorebach 08/28/2006, 7:15pm PDT |
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According to a recent survey conducted by a website which shall remain nameless, on a scale of one to ten I am a six-point-eight. So, if I'm reading the Official Playstation Magazine's score breakdown correctly, that means I am only of interest to hardcore afficionadoes of my particular genre - in this case, short, heavyset beardos, probably the sexy equivalent of turn-based Civil War simulations. Now, all I have to do is meet a beer-and-pretzels Ulysses S. Grant with (lady)boobs and my virginity is as good as lost! |
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Am I Hot or Not? by Jerry Whorebach 08/28/2006, 7:15pm PDT 
9.2 by Quentin Beck 08/29/2006, 9:36pm PDT
I've fallen to 6.5, which means I'm the human equivalent of Kirby Air Ride. by Jerry Whorebach 03/30/2007, 12:44am PDT
6.2 (I can feel my virginity slipping back into my grasp) by Jerry Whorebach 11/01/2007, 1:06am PDT
The new version of Dwarf Fortress just came out, BTW. NT by Mischief Makers 11/01/2007, 7:34am PDT
Bad news for me-haters, who today saw my worth as a human being rise to 7.3/10 by Jerry Whorebach 07/17/2008, 1:15am PDT
7.4! New theory: Steven Page connection? by Jerry Whorebach 07/18/2008, 11:27am PDT
Re: 7.4! New theory: Steven Page connection? by Choson 07/18/2008, 11:35am PDT
You were great in Rudy. Did I already use this joke? It sounds familiar. NT by I need clarification 07/18/2008, 1:23pm PDT
Yes you did, and yes I was. by Jerry Whorebach 07/18/2008, 2:30pm PDT
7.7 (my hotness looks to have the momentum of a runaway freight train) NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/18/2008, 4:23pm PDT
A harsh economy will elevate the score of any healthy and fertile-looking man NT by Ray of Light 07/18/2008, 4:56pm PDT
7.9, and I'm thinking maybe they just changed how scores are calculated :( by Jerry Whorebach 07/19/2008, 2:03am PDT
Debasing their currency! NT by Ray of Light 07/19/2008, 9:32am PDT
I called it. NT by Quétinbec 07/19/2008, 9:13pm PDT
Have you tried facestat.com? NT by laudablepuss 07/21/2008, 12:15pm PDT
I have now! I'll get back to you when something comes of it (never?) NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/21/2008, 12:48pm PDT
One wag described me as "pedestrian" (I think it's a pun?) NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/21/2008, 8:44pm PDT
Wag?! NT by Quétinbec 07/22/2008, 7:33am PDT
Q: Which celeb do I most resemble? by Jerry Whorebach 07/23/2008, 2:44am PDT
You look like a FOOL o_______________o NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/23/2008, 4:58am PDT
KILLERAHHHHHHHH by laudablepuss 07/23/2008, 3:14pm PDT
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