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I finally just heard this. by Fussbett 08/04/2006, 3:30am PDT
Creexul :( wrote:

I had to wear a tuxedo to work every day.

I used to work at a temp agency. They would always tell me to DRESS UP, no matter how shitty and degrading the job was. They'd call me up all excited, "hey Jhoh we got a job for you tomorrow WOO! How did you get so lucky? It's working in the mail room at a slaughterhouse, don't forget to dress up, cuz we got some complaints when we sent you to the nerve gas factory."

"How come you ain't stuffin' the envelopes fast enough?" I dunno, maybe because I'm wearing a tuxedo? You let me take this cumberbun off, I'll throw the cane down and go to town on those envelopes. For $3.25 an hour.
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Plugging in a microphone blew up jso's hard drive. by Creexul :( 07/11/2006, 4:40pm PDT NEW
    That entire business with the suit didn't pan out? NT by Really surprised 07/11/2006, 6:44pm PDT NEW
        I was very successful in the suit business. by Creexul :( 07/11/2006, 7:43pm PDT NEW
            I finally just heard this. by Fussbett 08/04/2006, 3:30am PDT NEW
                If anyone else wants to be kept up on the stand up world, let the expert (me) kn NT by Creexul :( 08/04/2006, 3:57am PDT NEW
    Transcribing, medically. by Fussbett 07/11/2006, 7:02pm PDT NEW
        There's not much to the story. by Creexul :( 07/11/2006, 7:55pm PDT NEW
 
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