William H. Hayt, Jr. wrote:

I'm personally not reassured by the already rising number of essays about masturbation. While it's fine for young men to indulge in the auto-created Myth of the Penis, I prefer they keep it away from my eyes and in the home. It does not warrant public exposure. Not to say that Mysterio is public, but this forum is open invitation for anyone to change their name and post a long and self-indulgent post about how their genitals control their days with scary powers.

The inner mind condemns my fingers for typing such heresies. Suppress the freedom of the masses, Hayt? Truly, you are your own namesake, a putrid man only wishing censorship. Perhaps the subjectivity of all art should stay my hand (or perhaps I should stay in my land, says David Sky), but my body screams against the bright cocklight that pours through the forums you have ordained. I will not ask you to destroy the one that already exists, but maybe if we shall speak of it no more, all shall be well.