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by Jerry Whorebach 07/14/2006, 4:55am PDT |
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My neighbours just had a baby, so I've been looking into ways I could cash in on that. This was to be step one of the perfect crime until I read the fine print: offer available to parents or grandparents ONLY. I guess someone else had the same idea I did, with probably very tragic consequences :(
Protip: unless you make preparations now, your family could be faced with an unexpected bill of more than $5,778.16* for your seemingly-healthy little one's funeral.
*Source: National Baby Funeral Association, 1999. |
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