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| All of my MMO ideas are better than everyone else's MMO ideas. by Creexul :( 06/14/2006, 4:35am PDT | ||||
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| Most people who complain about MMOs are the people who still play them 20 hours a day trying to get High Warlord doing the same battlegrounds over and over. The only person who is right when it comes to complaining about MMOs is me. Because it is very scientific: I play an MMO, I notice what is wrong with it, then I say it. No porb! ~_~
Also, a little note: MMO players need to stop saying "lore." It's the new fucking faggoty buzzword for an MMO's ridiculous made up backstory about AN EVIL LICH CONTROLS THIS AND THIS, AND THEN YOU PUSH THE ATTACK BUTTON COME ON MORE DOTS MORE DOTS MORE DOTS OKAY STOP DOTS. Kered Cloudsong (2:51:27 AM): apparently vivendi people said all blizzard franchises will be morporgs from now on :( Kered Cloudsong (2:51:44 AM): which is incredibly queer Juh-howh Cable (2:52:56 AM): So Diablo and Starcraft MMOs? Kered Cloudsong (2:53:06 AM): i guess :( Kered Cloudsong (2:53:54 AM): i wouldn't play another moporg unless i won the lottery and the weather was bad Juh-howh Cable (2:54:29 AM): What if you didn't have to play it 10 hours a day to progress? :( Juh-howh Cable (2:54:36 AM): Or even 5 hours a day? Kered Cloudsong (2:54:45 AM): :( Juh-howh Cable (2:54:50 AM): With double flight paths? :( Juh-howh Cable (2:55:07 AM): And strafing hydralisks from out the side of a low flying dropship? Kered Cloudsong (2:55:24 AM): bluh :( Juh-howh Cable (2:55:30 AM): And if it's rated M. Juh-howh Cable (2:55:36 AM): Or AO so Maranda would want to play it. :( Kered Cloudsong (2:55:43 AM): although this is just a "reportedly said by.......someone" Juh-howh Cable (2:55:51 AM): She'd only want to play an MMO if you could rape zerglins in it. ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (2:56:00 AM): Participating in brutal gang rapes of zerglings. Kered Cloudsong (3:07:33 AM): oh, now they're saying it's a misquote Kered Cloudsong (3:07:46 AM): so maybe we're SAFE from evil moprog domination O_O Juh-howh Cable (3:08:51 AM): Psh. Kered Cloudsong (2:56:27 AM): a diablo mmorporg would basically destroy my life :( Juh-howh Cable (2:56:48 AM): When it comes to gay "lore" that's ripped off of other books and movies, Starcraft is the best because it's all a ripoff of Aliens and cool shit like that. Juh-howh Cable (2:56:58 AM): Would you play it? ~_~ Kered Cloudsong (2:57:09 AM): no :( Juh-howh Cable (2:57:15 AM): A Diablo MMO would be cool except for the fact that the guys who made the original Diablo 1 and 2 cool left to make Hellgate London. Kered Cloudsong (2:57:21 AM): because i'd have too much fun ~___~ Juh-howh Cable (2:57:31 AM): And the guys who would make a Diablo MMO would be the faggots who made the unbearably gay Diablo 2 expansion. Kered Cloudsong (2:57:41 AM): haha :( Kered Cloudsong (2:57:53 AM): hey we played diablo 2 for a while Juh-howh Cable (2:57:55 AM): Diablo 2 expansion was just Baal runs, the end. Kered Cloudsong (2:57:58 AM): baal runs whohohoa Juh-howh Cable (2:57:58 AM): I know. :( Juh-howh Cable (2:58:06 AM): The end game was just Baal runs forever. Kered Cloudsong (2:58:19 AM): and the occasional cow run Kered Cloudsong (2:58:21 AM): WHO HAS LEG Juh-howh Cable (2:58:53 AM): And no one would have it. Juh-howh Cable (2:59:02 AM): And then the cows would just drop a bunch of shitty blues. Kered Cloudsong (2:59:21 AM): yeah :( Juh-howh Cable (2:59:22 AM): Like lvl 40 blues. Juh-howh Cable (2:59:23 AM): Wait. Juh-howh Cable (2:59:35 AM): Yeah level 40. :( Kered Cloudsong (2:59:48 AM): we should have played that guild wars game instead of wow :( Kered Cloudsong (3:09:52 AM): i played warcraft 3 for a really long time, and people would get paid for winning tournaments and they still weren't as obsessed as the people in the bigger guilds of wow Juh-howh Cable (3:10:06 AM): Hahaha. Kered Cloudsong (3:10:07 AM): of course there was a snowballs chance in hell of winning I guess :( Juh-howh Cable (3:10:13 AM): Because they didn't need to be to play Warcraft 3. Kered Cloudsong (3:10:28 AM): yeah :( Kered Cloudsong (3:10:37 AM): like the guy who won all the tournaments played 10 hours a day Kered Cloudsong (3:10:58 AM): which is nothing compared to the time they would put into wow Juh-howh Cable (3:11:19 AM): :( Juh-howh Cable (3:11:26 AM): 20 hours a day to get High Warlord. Kered Cloudsong (3:12:09 AM): and four hours for your brother/friend/roommate Kered Cloudsong (3:13:05 AM): and if you do raiding, 12 hours a day helping people do stuff, and 8 raiding with four alloted to pvp with all that loot you get woooo Juh-howh Cable (3:14:02 AM): 8 hours a day raiding and then another 10 hours farming materials to make pots or enchants or whatever to do that raid successfully. Kered Cloudsong (3:14:05 AM): yes Kered Cloudsong (3:14:24 AM): and helping people get keyed and then picking up all the durgadurga weed you need for flurf pots Juh-howh Cable (3:14:31 AM): Hahahahahahaha. Juh-howh Cable (3:14:41 AM): YOU DIDN'T FARM ENOUGH TUBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Juh-howh Cable (3:14:45 AM): FARM MORE TUBERS Kered Cloudsong (3:15:16 AM): yay guilds :( Juh-howh Cable (3:15:38 AM): GUILDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fussbett (3:15:47 AM): The bottom line is that I want a Diablo 3. Fussbett (3:15:49 AM): Goddammit Juh-howh Cable (3:16:02 AM): Diablo 3: World of Warcraft 2. Juh-howh Cable (3:16:21 AM): They're going to make it so that Diablo was secretly controlled by giant frost dragons from another planet. Juh-howh Cable (3:16:30 AM): A PLANET THAT HAS FALLEN INTO RUIN Juh-howh Cable (3:16:43 AM): And other retarded shit like that and people will play Diablo 3 just because of the "lore." Juh-howh Cable (3:18:35 AM): But at the same time the instances would all be way way easier if there were no mobs. Juh-howh Cable (3:18:38 AM): Or at least half the mobs. Juh-howh Cable (3:18:47 AM): So you weren't forced to play 4 hours to do one stupid instance. Juh-howh Cable (3:18:57 AM): Where the only good drops are off bosses, and most of the time they don't drop shit. Kered Cloudsong (3:20:28 AM): after getting the key and completing the instance fully you are given a magic flute that kills every shitty trash mob in the instance with summoned magic unicorns Kered Cloudsong (3:20:40 AM): DON'T WORRY JASON I'LL MAKE THIS SHITTY GAME EASIER TO PLAY Juh-howh Cable (3:21:02 AM): Someone should just make whatever game I want because my ideas are all the best. >:( Kered Cloudsong (3:21:16 AM): then you can mount up and ride your kodos to the item dispensers :( Kered Cloudsong (3:21:38 AM): i really want diablo 3 too though :( Juh-howh Cable (3:21:49 AM): And they're especially better than all the shitheads out there who are like NO BLIZZARD SHOULD DO THIS OR THIS INSTEAD and it's always some gay idea like MAKE NIGHT ELVES MORE PURPLE or MAKE IT SO WARLOCKS CAN SUMMON BLUFRRUFLUR or whatever pointless shit that doesn't mean anything to anybody. Juh-howh Cable (3:22:02 AM): Hellgate London will probably blow any Diablo 3 out of the water. :( Kered Cloudsong (3:22:11 AM): hopefully Juh-howh Cable (3:22:15 AM): If they make any Diablo 3 MMO or not it's going to fucking suck ass. Juh-howh Cable (3:22:34 AM): Diablo 3 will be hard to fuck up, so they will have to put all their effort in to make sure they fuck it up. Kered Cloudsong (3:22:43 AM): haha :( Kered Cloudsong (3:22:55 AM): i remember when the diablo 2 beta came out and I got a key Kered Cloudsong (3:23:11 AM): we went to my friends house near school right after it ended and played it, it was the shit Kered Cloudsong (3:23:30 AM): just that first act and i thought it was going to be the best game ever from that afternoon Juh-howh Cable (3:23:49 AM): Well Diablo 2 was pretty damn awesome. Kered Cloudsong (3:23:49 AM): i couldn't have known that later on i'd learn to hate it after doing it 75000 times :( Juh-howh Cable (3:23:53 AM): Especially because it had coop. Juh-howh Cable (3:23:56 AM): Hahahahaha. :( Kered Cloudsong (3:24:18 AM): i never made an amazon Kered Cloudsong (3:24:25 AM): wait maybe i did Kered Cloudsong (3:24:35 AM): actually yeah i think i did at some point Kered Cloudsong (3:24:41 AM): i can't remember how far I got :( Juh-howh Cable (3:24:43 AM): :( Kered Cloudsong (3:24:53 AM): i pretty much only played barbarians and sorceresses Kered Cloudsong (3:25:07 AM): they were the most fun Juh-howh Cable (3:25:11 AM): Sorcs. 8) Juh-howh Cable (3:25:14 AM): I mean 8( Juh-howh Cable (3:25:21 AM): Sorcs could be hot because they had short skirts. Kered Cloudsong (3:25:32 AM): hellgate london better be sweet :( Juh-howh Cable (3:25:48 AM): In WOW they suck fucking ass because they look retarded with their fucking full length dresses that stretch unnaturally and are like glued to the legs down to the ankles when you run. Kered Cloudsong (3:25:48 AM): if it sucks i don't know what i'm gonna do o_o;;;;;;; Juh-howh Cable (3:25:56 AM): Hellgate London will probably be cool. Juh-howh Cable (3:26:05 AM): It should be like huge emergent game but you can play it single player. Juh-howh Cable (3:26:20 AM): I want an RPG I can play like an MMO for hours every day but not have to deal with the other dipshit players. Juh-howh Cable (3:27:10 AM): I hope I can make a smokin hot babe in Hellgate London. Kered Cloudsong (3:30:27 AM): so far it looks like the robocop and the sexy black magic babe are the only class choices they are letting us know about Kered Cloudsong (3:30:47 AM): i hope there's a machine gun toting hot babe without a lot of clothing class, that would be sweet Kered Cloudsong (3:32:21 AM): Common weaponry is ineffective against the demons. Heroes dont use M-16s or AK-47s to fight the forces of Hell, but instead use exotic super-science weapons like the Arc Lasher or the HARP rifle. Kered Cloudsong (3:32:24 AM): Oh :( Kered Cloudsong (3:32:28 AM): well.........that's gay :( Juh-howh Cable (3:34:26 AM): Yeah. :( Juh-howh Cable (3:34:29 AM): I want to use an AK. Juh-howh Cable (3:36:54 AM): One upside is that clearly you'll be able to take one more than one enemy at a time in this. Kered Cloudsong (3:37:03 AM): if holy water kills them, why not bless an ocean or something and pipe the english channel into the sewers :( Kered Cloudsong (3:37:15 AM): huh?? huh???? Kered Cloudsong (3:38:09 AM): anyway ~__~ Kered Cloudsong (3:38:22 AM): i'll probably get NWN 2 Juh-howh Cable (3:38:39 AM): ~_~ Kered Cloudsong (3:39:20 AM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQUWz_j_Ft0&search=hellgate Kered Cloudsong (3:39:36 AM): haha, this shit is so goofy :( Kered Cloudsong (3:39:49 AM): but it seems a lot like diablo 1 Kered Cloudsong (3:40:24 AM): they have boobarella from the simpsons, sweet Kered Cloudsong (3:42:24 AM): hahahahahaha the end is so queer :( Juh-howh Cable (3:45:25 AM): Tits McGee has a badass fire glove. Kered Cloudsong (3:45:33 AM): yes :( Kered Cloudsong (3:45:40 AM): she gets eaten however ~__~ Juh-howh Cable (3:47:25 AM): All the hot babes die. ~_~ Kered Cloudsong (3:48:09 AM): i think i'll make a boobarella Juh-howh Cable (3:48:28 AM): :) Juh-howh Cable (3:48:34 AM): Boobarella mage. Juh-howh Cable (3:19:57 AM): I think Hellgate London will be more like the game Diablo 3 should be. Juh-howh Cable (3:20:27 AM): And Diablo 3 will be more like a fucking faggot elf world where you can play an elf or a dwarf paladin with wimpy attack power and watered down healing spells. Kered Cloudsong (3:50:12 AM): a cartoon diablo 2 that sucks :( Juh-howh Cable (3:50:58 AM): :( Kered Cloudsong (3:52:19 AM): but yeah I think it will be a pretty sweet game Kered Cloudsong (3:52:28 AM): and more like diablo 1 than diablo 2 was, which is good Kered Cloudsong (3:52:42 AM): i mean in terms of the feel of the game Juh-howh Cable (3:54:05 AM): Yes. Juh-howh Cable (3:54:17 AM): Hopefully the weaposn will be cooler than what they show in the videos though. :( Kered Cloudsong (3:54:40 AM): yeah Kered Cloudsong (3:56:55 AM): but i'll be throwing sexy fireballs so I don't care as much :( Juh-howh Cable (3:57:10 AM): 8) Juh-howh Cable (3:57:23 AM): I will probably want to be a paladin babe. Kered Cloudsong (3:57:29 AM): i figured Juh-howh Cable (3:57:33 AM): With an ass that doesn't quit. :( Kered Cloudsong (3:57:37 AM): since they have the armor and machine guns Juh-howh Cable (3:57:38 AM): I wonder what I'll name her. ~_~ Kered Cloudsong (3:57:46 AM): i call booranduh :( Juh-howh Cable (3:57:49 AM): Paladins in WOW should have machine guns. Kered Cloudsong (3:57:51 AM): maybe boobranduh Juh-howh Cable (3:58:03 AM): Yay. Juh-howh Cable (3:58:10 AM): Boy Maranda will be so jealous. Juh-howh Cable (3:58:18 AM): She'll be like BUT BUT BUT SHE'S JUST PIXELS/POLYGONS Kered Cloudsong (4:36:48 AM): NWN2 will be sweet Kered Cloudsong (4:36:57 AM): but it's not really your type of game i guess ~__~ Juh-howh Cable (4:37:13 AM): No. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:37:40 AM): No machine guns strafing enemy mobs from helicopters as I just soak up the xp from 100 yards away? Juh-howh Cable (4:37:43 AM): Then no. Kered Cloudsong (4:38:09 AM): i don't think choppers would work against flying demons Kered Cloudsong (4:38:22 AM): maybe harrier jets Juh-howh Cable (4:39:28 AM): Choppers should totally work against flying demons. >:( Juh-howh Cable (4:39:38 AM): A chopper could outfly that winged one no problem. Juh-howh Cable (4:39:41 AM): Or at least keep up with it. Kered Cloudsong (4:40:04 AM): it couldn't outmaneuver it :( Juh-howh Cable (4:40:16 AM): No but you wouldn't need to if you had a good shot. Kered Cloudsong (4:45:30 AM): i guess Juh-howh Cable (4:45:45 AM): ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (4:45:53 AM): It would just take one shot to the wing to cripple a demon's flight. Juh-howh Cable (4:46:08 AM): Also if you used holy psychic powers you could fuck it up enough to get it into machine gun range. Kered Cloudsong (4:46:11 AM): holy water chainguns Juh-howh Cable (4:46:46 AM): Yes. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:46:53 AM): Or a holy water firehose. Kered Cloudsong (4:46:58 AM): dropships Kered Cloudsong (4:47:28 AM): if this game was like diablo 1 meets hl2 it would be amazing Juh-howh Cable (4:48:04 AM): ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (4:48:31 AM): Flying on jerry rigged ball turrets mounted to the HL2 crazy alien dropships. Juh-howh Cable (4:48:37 AM): Strafing antlions. Kered Cloudsong (4:48:47 AM): that would be cool :( Kered Cloudsong (4:48:58 AM): i should buy episode one or whatever its called :( Juh-howh Cable (4:50:15 AM): Yes, you totally should, it's great. Juh-howh Cable (5:15:22 AM): How come World of Warcraft doesn't have machine gun strafing mobs from out the side of a helicopter? Kered Cloudsong (5:15:29 AM): because it sucks Juh-howh Cable (5:15:31 AM): How come no MMOs have that? Juh-howh Cable (5:15:33 AM): :( Juh-howh Cable (5:15:40 AM): ......................................What sucks, the wow or the machine guns? ~_~ Kered Cloudsong (5:16:26 AM): duh, the wow :( Juh-howh Cable (5:16:38 AM): Oh, oh yeah. ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (5:16:40 AM): That. Juh-howh Cable (5:16:48 AM): Hm, well, I agree. |
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All of my MMO ideas are better than everyone else's MMO ideas. by 06/14/2006, 4:35am PDT  |
