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by Monkeys with sticks 05/25/2006, 1:06pm PDT |
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Indeed. Night elves are gay. But besides that there are a couple things wrong.
Most games are crappy and have a ton of bugs, guess you just did not like WoW huh? But the game does not end at 60. There is actually more stuff to do AT level 60 then there is all the way through levels 1 - 30. Multiple dungeons, large ranges of set items, arenas, Quests are converted to give Gold instead of XP, even the upcoming expansion promises two more races and extra play. Races are varied (their bonus is rather useful, as the awesome Cows can stun enemies with a stomp and Humans can use "Perception" to find stealthed opposition. Night elves get "Shadowmeld" so they can hide in dark areas with all their gay sex pals. Gnomes are... cannon fodder. And Trolls get bonuses to stats and sneaking. Even though most races get most classes their starting stats and other things are different and it ends up actually mattering which one you pick. And also it ends up choosing your starting area, weapon availibility, and kinds of quests. Even the terrain is varied from snow covered mountains to large deserts, ruined towns and even kick ass jungles with Gorillas to rape people with bananas.
OF COURSE IT FAILS AT LIFE! All games have bugs and things to improve. At least its not like Dune the game. |
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