Forum Overview :: Half-Life II ???

I USED TO TROLL by Someone Vaguely Mean 05/25/2006, 2:46am PDT ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL AND LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK I used to play TFC a lot, especially Hunted. Hunted was my favorite game because I could be the VIP guy and piss off all of my bodyguards. How I did it: When I loaded up 'Hunted' and spawned in the elevator, I didn't get off the elevator. I got onto the ledge surrounding the elevator and sent it down empty. My guards were waiting for me to come down. The elevator came back up, so I sent it back down again. "come down u fuckin' pussy" says one of my body guards, and tries to shoot me off the ledge. No deal, so he gets onto the ascending elevator and tries to force me off on his way up. I quickly dispatched of him by jumping on his head, which made the game crush him into tiny gory bits. The same moron respawns and tries again, attempting to instigate a fight by unloading some rockets at the bottom of the elevator. He reloads and stands directly under it, so I press the ELEVATOR DOWN button and it CRUSHES HIS STUPID FUCKING BODY, TURNING HIM INTO RETARD KIBBLE. His score is -2. The sad thing was that he kept trying and trying to get me down while the rest of his teammates were happily shooting at snipers. He was like a stupid puppy, the kind of dog who runs into a wall after you bounce his favorite ball off of it. Eventually I got kicked from the server, but it provided hours and hours of hilarity! Also, one time as a sniper, an Engineer was trying to build a sentry gun on the sniper's nest. I shot him off the roof and a rival sniper's bullet caught and killed him. Then he proceeded to swear at me for five minutes. He was the most entertaining bulletcatcher I ever had.

CAN'T STOP TROLLING ~__________~ by Creexul :( 04/16/2006, 1:08am PDT     We're so proud! NT by Entropy Stew 04/16/2006, 1:29am PDT     My grandma died of emphysema from smoking :( NT by I hope you don't really smoke :( 04/16/2006, 2:36am PDT     That is the saddest fucking "troll" I have ever seen by Nutrition Indulgence 05/25/2006, 1:43am PDT         I totally had that coming! NT by Creexul :( 05/25/2006, 7:32pm PDT     I USED TO TROLL by Someone Vaguely Mean 05/25/2006, 2:46am PDT         Re: I USED TO TROLL by Nutrition Indulgence 05/25/2006, 11:39am PDT             Creexul's story was way better than that snoozefest, PAL. NT by I need clarification 05/25/2006, 9:00pm PDT                 YEAH! Also it's for the wrong game, TFC is Half-Life 1, not Quake. NT by Creexul :( 05/25/2006, 11:29pm PDT