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| The Office - McMoo Edition by McMoo the Anti Drug Cow 05/16/2006, 12:34pm PDT | ||||
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| -----Original Message-----
From: McMoo Sent: Tuesday, May 16, 2006 9:48 AM To: All Employees Subject: how catastrophes are made Good Morning This mornings mess illustrates the importance of every employees responsibility to sign off his or her sessions properly when leaving at the end of day. This also quite clearly illuminates what occurs when the last person remining in the department does not take a minute to check if his co-workers have left any sessions open. Having said that, the responsibility of ensuring that the backup procedure goes through smoothly is mine and mine alone. When running backup, it is my duty to ensure so work is left open and to communicate to anybody who leaves work open that doing so is entirely unnaceptable. I apologize to my fellow employees for the work lost and time wasted this morning. One of the unfortunate side-effects of having to clean-up any open work is that it heavily impacts members of our organization who work from home outside of business hours. Restrictions are placed upon them in order not to confuse them with careless employees and ensure that backup has time to complete before we open for business the next day. Right now, backup is starting from 5:45AM to 6:15AM and should be done by 6:40AM. For those of you coming in early, please do not sign in before 7AM. Please take the time right now to review the policy on sessions left open. >Then this genius emails me and CC's it to the President, the VP (who is my boss) and the Branch GM ----------- I realize the difficulty that leaving a terminal on creates. But in the backup procedure the person doing backup should do a chkres and check terminals which is a very simple procedure to terminate that terminal. There is some cases where they cannot be terminated but very few. If I look at the names on the screen today it is very obvious that they do not have lap tops at home and are not actively working and should be terminated before backup. This would cause less confusion in the morning. Txs XXXXXXXX >Clearly Creexul works here and just trolled the fuck out of me. |
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The Office - McMoo Edition by 05/16/2006, 12:34pm PDT  This probably made no sense. by 05/16/2006, 12:37pm PDT It makes sense to me by 05/16/2006, 12:49pm PDT me too by 05/16/2006, 7:12pm PDT The most surprising thing about this email by 05/16/2006, 9:46pm PDT Brother, I hear you. by 05/17/2006, 8:00am PDT I would like to have a job. NT by 05/16/2006, 10:41pm PDT LEARN COBOL OR LISP - SOMEONE WILL HIRE YOU NT by 05/18/2006, 12:17am PDT The prophecies speak of Kobol. O_O NT by 05/18/2006, 8:45am PDT Ooo I know COBOL! Such a great language. by 05/18/2006, 1:34pm PDT COBOL! Is it 1982 again? by 05/18/2006, 9:11pm PDT |
