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by Creexul :( 05/15/2006, 7:18pm PDT |
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Moom got a subscription to Entertainment Weekly (one of the gayest magazines, according to a recent study probably at a super high tech research facility to study the gayness of magazines) recently, because it was free or something which is like the only reason anyone gets it. Which is probably the third time we've had a subscription to EW. I only recently threw out an issue on DS9's premiere. I know, I would've kept it, but it was all covered in mouse piss or something and gross hair and dust.
Anyway there's an entry about The Ringer is on DVD now. I haven't seen it, but CLEARLY it's not really a comedy, it's just a mouthpiece for whoever, the writer, director, producers, to push their activism for retards (perhaps even people suffering with crippling assburgers disease like me and jso). In the end retarded people are heroes because they're always better than normal people, and they are perfect holy creatures like hindu cows or something, and they are so beautiful and perfect they should be shellacked and put in a glass display case (a bulletproof one where a phaser compression rifle could never touch them).
Here's an idea for a BETTER movie: single parent mother parents who are so obsessed with having beautiful holy retarded children that they are hitting their own kids in the heads with hammers and smoking during pregnancy (the only time when evil smoking big tobacco ISN'T evil in movies) and having little Oprah book club get togethers where they can talk about how their faith in GAWD finally gave them the retarded children they want, and how hard do you think your kid has to land on their head to become retarded, in order to try to spawn them so they can all go "awwwww mmmmmmmmmmm!" at each other with fawning and gay single parent shit where they fetishize children to the next level. It could even have a strong title like "A Special Fetish" or something CARAYZY like that. |
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