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funay arcade persons are very surprised that the Silent Hill movie wasn't good. by Creexul :( 04/25/2006, 5:24pm PDT
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/04/21

PLAYER 1 wrote:

The story for the first Silent Hill is what I would call "complex." It is not ready-made for the mass market. It is ambiguous in some ways. In short, it is the sort of story that a person like Roger Ebert might assume doesn't exist anywhere in gaming. This movie won't change his mind, because much of the subtlety and perhaps even the core ideas have either been stripped out or "seasoned" to appeal to the idiots they imagine will watch this thing.


PLAYER 1 AGAIN! wrote:

We actually wrote Monday's strip a little ahead of when we usually would, so secure were we in the idea that Silent Hill was legally bound to bring the heat.


What kind of idiots would go see this movie psh oh wait.

Meanwhile, in a Mitch Albomesque twist, it turns out they already had a fantasy of how they imagined things would happen, all ready to be made a print reality.

After you have shuffled past the spent cartons of this or that, the movie snack graveyard, and eyes have begun to adjust to ordinary light levels, that "conversation" everyone always has begins. That's something we wanted to recognize. When we returned from the theater, a place we now associate with darkness and pain, we wrote the strip that we eventually posting - I like the new one a good deal better. Just the same, in the way that the podcasts illuminate scaly or vestigial comics, I thought I might as well post the other script - the one from that sun-dappled kingdom of shapeless potential, before we'd seen the film in question.

Frame 1:

Tycho: Listen, I'll get my coat. I'll go see it with you.

Gabe: No. You already had the critical after-movie talk. With
Blake. (ptoo)

I spit on his name!

Tycho: I don't know what you're talking about.

Frame 2:

Gabe: You know, you come out of there, high on movie, and you're
talking about all your favorite parts. It's the digestion.

Gabe: That's what I'm talking about. That's what I want.

Tycho: You'll see. It'll be like I never even saw it.

Frame 3:

Gabe: Oh, man! How awesome was that part! The one with the guy.
When he emerged? Wasn't it cool?

Tycho: Yeah, I guess it was cool.

Yesterday.

(CW)TB
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funay arcade persons are very surprised that the Silent Hill movie wasn't good. by Creexul :( 04/25/2006, 5:24pm PDT NEW
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