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Team AMERICA (fuck yeah!) by FABIO 10/15/2004, 4:30pm PDT
Great, but I think I liked the South Park movie more. It's funny, but no soda spit take moments that SP had.

First half is a bit mellow and relies a bit too much on the visual gag that primative string puppets walking look funny. You know, the gag they used for 5 seconds in the South Park movie. In fact most of the gags in the first half are action movie cliches that have been parodied a hundred times before, only now it's with puppets.

Asians pronouncing their l's like r's is a hoot.

The first half has its moments, but it's about after the hot puppet sex that the comedy gold kicks in. Every scumfuck appeasement Hollywood pinko gets rightfully bashed (Susan Sarandon gets DESTROYED).

Pro- The soundtrack (montage! fuck yeah!). Best part of the movie. I'm picking it up as soon as it hits stores. Best listened to while playing the U.S. in Battlefield 1942/Vietnam

Con- Michael Moore not bashed enough. They took the lazy Zseni route and just called him fat.

Pro- The ultimate message is that the rest of the world should shut the fuck up and let America do its thing.
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Team AMERICA (fuck yeah!) by FABIO 10/15/2004, 4:30pm PDT NEW
    It's better than the South Park movie. by Creexul :( 10/15/2004, 5:27pm PDT NEW
        Re: It's better than the South Park movie. by FABIO 10/15/2004, 5:30pm PDT NEW
            Re: It's better than the South Park movie. by Creexul :( 10/15/2004, 6:44pm PDT NEW
                Wow. by William H. Hayt, Jr. 10/15/2004, 7:35pm PDT NEW
                    deeble = feeble. HOW IRONIC. NT by William H. Hayt, Jr. 10/15/2004, 7:41pm PDT NEW
                    they gave up trying, like non-American countries against terrorism NT by FABIO 10/15/2004, 7:56pm PDT NEW
                        Fabio and William H. Hayt, Jr. NT by Creexul :( 10/16/2004, 1:50pm PDT NEW
    Better than Orgazmo, for sure. Than South Park... by Lizard_King 10/16/2004, 3:10pm PDT NEW
        Re: Better than Orgazmo, for sure. Than South Park... by Creexul :( 10/16/2004, 3:28pm PDT NEW
    Re: Team AMERICA (fuck yeah!) by Fussbett 10/17/2004, 12:18am PDT NEW
        How fucking stupid are you people? NT by Fabio 10/18/2004, 12:02pm PDT NEW
            FABIO's name should be CAPS, and whydirt can't spell 'moral'. Thread trainwreck NT by Fussbett 10/18/2004, 12:45pm PDT NEW
                Typo ruins Caltrops! DEVELOPING... NT by whydirt 10/18/2004, 1:22pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Typo ruins Caltrops! DEVELOPING... by Matt Drudge 10/18/2004, 2:43pm PDT NEW
    Re: Team AMERICA (fuck yeah!) by Not so American 10/18/2004, 11:52am PDT NEW
        You monkeys can't find a morale even when it's forcefed to you in a monologue. by whydirt 10/18/2004, 12:38pm PDT NEW
            A moral, even. NT by Unintentional Meanings Team 10/18/2004, 12:45pm PDT NEW
                The extra E is for EXTREME ANAL-RETENTION NT by whydirt 10/18/2004, 12:48pm PDT NEW
            Re: You monkeys can't find a morale even when it's forcefed to you in a by Creexul :( 10/18/2004, 2:03pm PDT NEW
    Soundtrack by Ray of Light 10/18/2004, 12:11pm PDT NEW
        I had to sign up for that faggot shit, but cool. NT by Creexul :( 10/18/2004, 2:15pm PDT NEW
        yeah by FABIO 10/18/2004, 2:15pm PDT NEW
            Re: yeah by Ray of Light 10/18/2004, 2:23pm PDT NEW
            Re: yeah by Creexul :( 10/18/2004, 3:10pm PDT NEW
        Replying to self: this is the WORST GODDAMN SOUNDTRACK ever by Ray of Light 10/18/2004, 4:04pm PDT NEW
    Re: Team AMERICA (fuck yeah!) by Mysterio 10/18/2004, 2:43pm PDT NEW
        Re: Team AMERICA (fuck yeah!) by Mysterio 10/18/2004, 2:46pm PDT NEW
            the subtleness was lost on me until you cleared that up by FABIO 10/18/2004, 2:50pm PDT NEW
    Filthy critic hated it by Mischief Critic 10/18/2004, 8:13pm PDT NEW
        MM doesn't have time to watch this movie until it's no longer relevant NT by Mischief m4x0r 10/18/2004, 9:04pm PDT NEW
            That was yesterday, when it was beaten soundly by 'Shark Tale.' by I need clarification 10/18/2004, 9:23pm PDT NEW
                I can verify that INC is very *upset* at this movie. NT by Creexul :( 10/18/2004, 9:50pm PDT NEW
                    PS: he wasn't offended by its content so much as by its nihilism. by Creexul :( 10/18/2004, 10:06pm PDT NEW
                        Filthy Critic didn't write that! It was MEMEMEMEMEME!@ NT by Roger Ebert 10/18/2004, 11:33pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Filthy Critic didn't write that! It was MEMEMEMEMEME!@ by Creexul :( 10/18/2004, 11:49pm PDT NEW
                        I would've thought he'd be more offended by the endless unfunniness NT by The Internet 10/19/2004, 4:46pm PDT NEW
                Re: That was yesterday, when it was beaten soundly by 'Shark Tale.' by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 10/18/2004, 10:08pm PDT NEW
                    Re: That was yesterday, when it was beaten soundly by 'Shark Tale.' by I need clarification 10/18/2004, 11:50pm PDT NEW
        And 5 for Magnolia and Godzilla 2000. NT by Creexul :( 10/18/2004, 9:15pm PDT NEW
        He's right though NT by The Voice of Truth 10/18/2004, 9:34pm PDT NEW
 
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