Forum Overview :: Eve Online
 
Re: Is it really worth playing? by Mysterio 02/05/2006, 10:51pm PST
Violent nerd fantasy!
some nerd wrote:

A euphoric daze passed over me briefly as reality dawned anew. I would be scamming this prick out of his money, out of 200 million of his preciously farmed credits, and he wouldn’t be able to do a damn thing about it. I could envision his parents’ house being surrounded by SWAT teams. The county police chief would be holding a megaphone, shouting into it.

“Thoggins! COME OUT OF THE BASEMENT NOW WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR. DO NOT MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS.”

He would emerge, a short fat man wearing a flowing black trench coat and dark Oakley sunglasses. His hands would be in his pockets, and he would loudly proclaim,

“The library workers are all dead! Dead! They stole my money, so I killed them with my bare hands, and I will kill all of you too!”

He would then start to pull something out of his pocket, and the entire LAPD SWAT team would open fire on him. The 9 millimeter hollow-point bullets would penetrate his soft flesh and expand, creating large breaches in each of his vital organs. They would continue to shoot through his body and exit out his back, leaving a gaping hole that would spurt out blood and various torn off chunks of cartilage. They would keep pumping round after round into his fallen, disfigured mass, making sure that he was good and dead. And when they finally got around to investigating the body, they would find out that he was reaching for a pumped super soaker pistol filled with laundry detergent.

The police chief would then say, “Well boys, ain’t that an ace in the hole!” They would collectively chuckle, raid his house for small bills, and finish off the day at Scarlet’s strip club.


Betrayal!
some nerd wrote:

Thoggins: Tell me something, Nightfreeze, WHY haven't you picked up the phone yet? AFRAID? I knew you would do something like this, you fucking scumbag. FUCK YOU!

Nightfreeze: Thoggins! My dear old friend, how are you doing this eve? How's the girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have a girlfriend. You don't even have any money, because your ass just got scammed. Doesn't it taste good? Bitch.

Thoggins: I swear to god, if I ever find you in real life, I will beat the everliving piss out of you, YOU LITTLE SHIT.

Nightfreeze: Thoggins, my good man, why do continue to accost me? You gave me your money, fair and square, remember? Hahahahaahahahahahahahhahahah.

Thoggins: Guess what, asshole? I was one of the earliest hackers in the 1980s. I KNEW Kevin Mitnick. Phone Phreaking is as secondary to me as skullfucking your daughter. I'm going to keep calling your house, OVER AND OVER, and the phone company will NEVER be able to trace the call. You're going down.


Epilogue!
some nerd wrote:

My eyelids trembled as if they felt the vast cyclic movement of the earth and her watchers, trembled as if they felt the strange light of some new world. Sunshine streamed through the window, and the shackles of duty slowly began to fall with each gradual upward movement of my torso. I leapt out of bed and stood straight, high, free! Eve was nothing more than a faded memory to me now; the world was calling me, and my soul was leaping at the call, to live, to err, to fall, to triumph, to recreate life out of life!


This sounds a lot like a text-based game called Federation that was playable through mid-90s AOL.
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I am addicted by Entropy Stew 02/04/2006, 11:44am PST NEW
    Is it really worth playing? NT by Pompei 02/05/2006, 4:53am PST NEW
        Re: Is it really worth playing? by Entropy Stew 02/05/2006, 10:22am PST NEW
            Is it like that other MMORPG space sim? by Flavio 02/05/2006, 11:37am PST NEW
                Never played that one NT by Entropy Stew 02/05/2006, 12:00pm PST NEW
            Re: Is it really worth playing? by Fussbett 02/05/2006, 9:15pm PST NEW
                Re: Is it really worth playing? by Mysterio 02/05/2006, 10:51pm PST NEW
                    Thoggins KNEW Kevin Mitnick =) NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/06/2006, 2:05am PST NEW
                That's a wonderful bit a fiction by Flavio 02/06/2006, 1:34am PST NEW
                    Re: That's a wonderful bit a fiction by Entropy Stew 02/06/2006, 2:43am PST NEW
                        Google causes cancer NT by Flavio 02/06/2006, 4:57am PST NEW
                            Google is actually fun to play. by Tom Chick 02/06/2006, 5:14am PST NEW
                            Bad at cancer NT by Entropy Stew 02/06/2006, 10:32am PST NEW
            What a dashing heist! by Pompei 02/05/2006, 9:23pm PST NEW
                Re: What a dashing heist! by Entropy Stew 02/05/2006, 10:58pm PST NEW
    Re: I am addicted by Chairman Mao 02/06/2006, 1:16am PST NEW
        Re: I am addicted by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/06/2006, 2:02am PST NEW
            Re: I am addicted by Chairman Mao 02/06/2006, 9:11am PST NEW
                Re: I am addicted by Entropy Stew 02/06/2006, 10:43am PST NEW
                    Re: I am addicted by Chairman Mao 02/06/2006, 2:13pm PST NEW
                        Re: I am addicted by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/06/2006, 10:58pm PST NEW
                            Re: I am addicted by Chairman Mao 02/06/2006, 11:13pm PST NEW
                                Hahaha bb-code. I suck. NT by Chairman Mao 02/06/2006, 11:13pm PST NEW
    Re: I am addicted by CattleHumper 02/07/2006, 1:04am PST NEW
        Burn some of the porn to DVD. NT by Chairman Mao 02/07/2006, 1:29am PST NEW
            No, there's a seperate drive for that. by CattleHumper 02/07/2006, 1:34am PST NEW
                Temp files? NT by Chairman Mao 02/07/2006, 1:36am PST NEW
                Re: No, there's a seperate drive for that. by McMoo the Anti-Drug Cow 02/07/2006, 12:58pm PST NEW
 
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