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by Jerry Whorebach 01/29/2006, 3:39am PST |
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http://www.sorcerers.net/Games/BG2/Walkthrough/slums.php
"My stay within The Slums District has also been memorable, as I met a nice wench up in the rooms above and got a blow job, she loved every minute that she went down on my pulsating Half-Orc 16 inch shaft as my character, Grub, spoke in Orcish and spit in her face while he did so. It's how Orcs show respect you know to the women during sexual encounters."
FASCINATING NOW WILL YOU TELL ME WHICH WAY OUT OF THE MAZE?
These two sentences represent 90% of why I don't want to hear any more emergent narratives. The other hundred somewhat less inappropriate sentences about his party members delighting in their newfound magical treasure account for the other 10%. |
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